Tokyo-Saint

Tell me straight and honestly here Matt. If I play football manager too much is there a chance I might start to dress like Miles Jacobson? This is obviously a huge concern and has bearing on whether I buy the game this year or not.

You're a mentalist!

And a new walk!

I think the problem is the midfielders not providing cover for the full backs and leaving them exposed. This is more like an arm injury. Bearsy is going to chop off a bollock and then rub the area with evening primrose oil to fix a broken wrist and Richmond is going to kill him. I don't know who is worse but I wouldn't let either of them do a circumcision.

Unbelievably that was all one sentence. Ok, back to work for you. Those kids aren't going to teach themselves English are they?

always going to happen tight arse

I am honoured that would do that for me SB. By there, I am guessing you mean their? Iphone must be playing up again. I think you may be right. People that 'support' one game over an other are a bit strange though, whether it is being pro Fifa or pro PES, they are just games! Buy the one you like and leave it at that. Alternatively, you might wish to write a blog and show your friends.

He tried that bear but the b!tch just kept shooting! Plus he is obviously a bad shot. The only shot he could get off between her shots, hits the ground.

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Wouldn't now bear, I had a knob reduction once but that was on the NHS as it was just causing too much damage at the weekends. Sometimes it would go out on it's own and leave me at home. I had that done at St bart's hospital, I don't think he posts on here much.

No problem SB old pall. Firstly by by I guess you mean buy? If so, people might buy it out of loyalty as they have enjoyed previous versions or they might prefer the game play of PES or winning 11 or they just might not want to give Fifa and big Sep any more money. I know you always enjoy reading my posts, I hope this helps. x

Does anyone else find it slightly amusing that the school is called the Bishop's Bell or is it just me s******ing alone at the back of the class?

So you are like Trevor McDonald then?

They say that in London as well Bear. I don't think it is to do with the area more a generational thing for the kids of today. I think it means they took part in the riots of something.

Bear, you live in Birmingham don't you? Do you sound like Stan Collymore.

She is bound to get her 15 mins of fame now. How long before she is in Nuts or Zoo with her bangers out?

He lives there I believe. Don't worry bear, I don't have a Scottish one any more. Also, perhaps I should have made it more clear before everyone just put Southampton down. In Southampton there are a range of accents, there is the farmer kind of one that is most common when you start going towards Hythe "Are you havin a larf mate? What I's been tryin to say is", there is the "Oi nipper, you starin at my pint" chavy style one that used to be common in Ikon at the weekend, there is the bit posh "I work at IBM in Hursley" one, then there is the kind of repressed posho one that Bletch has or Margaret Thatcher for a woman. There are probably more, feel free to describe your own.

Are you dune or not? I know that, already put it above.

Everyone has an accent Turkish, you just need to move away from where you are to find out what yours is. Have you ever lived anywhere else?

I live in London, even the staff in Waitrose here hate you.

Is a civil partnershop kind of like if you own a shop but are friends with another shop and want to take the relationship between your shops further? Is that how Marks and Spencer got started?

When I was young I moved from Scotland to England and obviously had a Scottish accent. I had to change this pretty quickly as talking like Taggart junior didn't go down too well in a Winchester primary school. As I go older I thought I didn't have an accent until I moved to Tokyo and was told I had a Southampton or even a west country accent. I thought this was bull**** as it was the accent I was used to. However, now when I go to games I can really pick up the accent from people around me. Knowing how you speak will help me read your posts. I currently use the voice of Carson From Downton Abbey to read Bletch's posts (in my head of course I am not an impersonator and my brain is much better at doing voices than I am), Rimmer's voice for MLG and Joe Pasquale for Turkish. Can you please fill in the gaps and let me know your accent/voice.

Whatever you do in the privacy of your own home is none of my business bletch. Just please ensure you are both consenting adults and they are not one of your students.

Tokyos will be fine. Only bletch calls me by my full name but he is aloud as he comes from a different world. I always read his post in the style of the butler from Downton Abbey. It hurts my brain a little if I am honest, especially as bletches posts go on for ages and often need to be reread, sometimes with a dictionary in hand, a redbull by my side and match sticks under my eyes. I can't be going through all of that for two of you ya know!