Tokyo-Saint

You'll swallow what you are told bletch.

Exactly B (see what I did there?), if Tadanari is fine being in a freak jet ski accident, then so am I!

I've got no idea what could have happened to him? Water sports accidents are pretty common in that part of the world - nobodies fault. Sure he will be fine as lineker scored a hat trick. No need for anyone to be angry or to look into this further.

By the way, forgot to say, while I was away Tadanari and me were messing about on these jet-skis, when he started to get lippy, going on about how good Korea was and how the New Forrest didn't have any dogs any more and the ponies tasted bad and stuff. So I cut him up and made him crash into a paragliding boat causing him to fly up into the air only to be saved by the Dutch girl and her parachute. Her boyfriend wasn't happy but that was Tadanari's problem. Anyway, result of it all was he had to spend a couple of days in the hospital recovering. Don't tell anyone on the main board as they go mental about that kind of stuff.

I don't have time to read all of this but needless to say I am happy to be alive and well. Whitey, you sound kind and if I get lost again on the prices right or something, I am sure you will be able to save me. Let me know what avatar you want me to have, the choice is now yours.

Cheers for the update bear, this muppet board thing is a full time job, take any time off and you come back with a new granddad! I am not worried about SB, all you got to do while he is mugging you off is ask him some questions, like "why" "what" etc byt the time he has explained what he thinks you/I are (usually a d!ckhead) and why he thinks so, he has run out of posts. At this point you can mug him right off and he has to take it for 24 hours. No way he will ever splash out £5 as he is a crack head and needs every penny he can get to buy dope from dirty Tony (allegedly). Bletch should know by now that you listen to radio 4, read the Sunday time or telegraph or whatever (and not just for the arty pics of titz) and are actually an intellectual. He thinks that just because he noticed that dune always spelt dune with a small d, he has a monopoly (not the game) on big words. We have vocabs too innit! I did see that thread but as soon as I saw the title about maths, I thought it was a bit heavy to read while making a meze. Don't need anything to put me off my stride. One good thing about POL is that they have a thread saying where everyone has gone a why. Could you speak with your mate just Mike and get him to sort the same thing out here? It would be good if we knew who was banned and especially why. This always gives me some lols.

Hang around golfers - yes. Actually play golf - who knows? You'll have to ask him.

I heard Nick Faldo is going to be the best man.

Not posted much in the last week as I have been on holiday with Turkish, Charming man, Sour Mash and Griffo. On the first night over a nice Meze and a couple of Ozzos, we both agreed to take a week off from the spaz board and not post at all. It appears we both cheated a little by logging in on our iphones probably while releasing the afore mentioned meze back into the wilds of Cyprus. However, I am going to need a briefing to catch up on a couple of points: 1) What is this game show? 2) Is Whitey Granddad as kind as he sounds? I am sure he will be a more considerate lover than Bear. 3) Since when did SB use one of his 3 precious posts to post on the muppet show. Is it because he missed me on the main board and came looking for me here? 4) What does paramour mean? Is it anything to do with the game show I missed? 5) Is dune now gone forever? If so what happened? Many thanks Tokyos

You've let the cat out of the bag now Bear!

Don't worry, he's going to log back on again, either as war criminal or George Bush Jnr.

I did say it was confusing.

Sorry wrong way around, love dune hate cheese on toast.

I haven't heard of either of these posters. I hate dune but love cheese on toast, how confusing.

You can say that Again.

It had to be you!

I have met him, it was a long time ago, maybe 2001, he told me he was a saints fan but rangers were his 2nd team. We took the **** for a bit as I like Celtic but then talked about saints. If he says he is not a saints fan now, he is lying. Wade Elliot is also a saints fan, went to school with him and used to go to the dell with him. Both similar ages, both from Eastleigh, both saints fans.

He is very well regarded in Japan, much more highly rated than Lee. Some of this may be due to Lee's Korean ties and him not being 'fully Japanese' but It bodes well as they do have some decent players.

Yata! I made the like list. I knew all that voting for you to be a mod would be worth it.

Can I do it one handed?

I bet it stinks!

Yet! I heard QPR have been showing an interest in Cook - panic buy!

On Sky sports1? That'll teach 'em!

The town or the team?

Nice editing Clarke! Did you infract yourself?