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Top bloke, knew he was on borrowed time well before this moment, but knew the problem wasn't him.

Ings should be grateful of an offer from anyone above Burnley based on his performances so far.

I can unfortunately.

He goes on to say for him there is no reason why not, do doesn't really imply that at all.

And get Tony signed up too.

"'They've got really high expectations, the people behind the scenes, they really want to achieve great things and do it the right way" Hang on, didn't all the ambition go out the door with Cortese?

I can admit I was wrong, others can't.

THey never returned Lallanas phone calls FFS! How many times did crab lungs have to tell you.

More comedy from this site, brilliant stuff on here. So are we still run by amateurs? Is les Reed still odious?

Really Charlie? What you got to say?

Verse 2 Oooh Tanadari He's a striker He likes king fu He's TVs made by Hitachi And he f*cking hates Pompey His friends all harpoon whales every time they go to sea Dresses in a kimono when he's eating his tea

When its time of the month wouldn't they be more likely to give marginal offsides?

I bet you loved the song for him didn't you Patricia.

Right out of the Bernard manning school of comedy that one.

He was the man of the moment when he arrived because he scored a decent goal and ran around a lot, so I can see why he was popular. But some of the praise he got was beyond sense. People saying he was going to be a star of the premier league and a great player, also that he was better than the players around him who weren't good enough to pick up his runs. Anyone sensible could see he was a decent championship player but little more and so it was proven.

I was accused of being racist by someone on here because I said I didn't rate him. Given the way his career here panned out and his current stats in the J league is seems dorkish the racist was actually bang on.

Some bloke that was the double of Paul Stewart used to always try getting that one going.

I used to love the banter in the Itchen north 'Small town in villa' at Birmingham fans 'Small town in city' at Man United fans 'Liverpool' at Man United fans 'We are southampton we sing our own songs' at spurs Genius stuff at times

For our anthem Maybe we could stick to type copy someone else? do a version of 'fields of Anfield road' perhaps 'fields of Milton road'? Something like All around the fields of Milton road Where we once watched king Matty play (and he could play) we had Paine on the wing We had dreams and songs to sing Of the glory round the fields of Milton road That'd be boss, yeah?

He got very upset at saints fans singing 'premier league you're 'aving a laugh' when we beat his premier league Blackpool team whilst in league one, IIRC.

Hold him back, hold him back.

He hasn't, he told us he hasn't. So I'm not sure why he gets so angry everytime it's mentioned.

Tony Underwood is proving to be a great signing. Hope we can tie the deal up.