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You have a PM. Or you may not. N/t

Not snide. Sue has never mentioned living in Italy, playing football or having me on ignore before. I don't know why she didn't say, I love Italy and football and being on ignore. We could be friends.

Has he signed yet?

People like Coventry Colin salivating all over his football shirt at even the sight of his birds ankle flesh must give him much hilarity. You stick to cracking one out in you post war prefrab mush.

Oh yeah! In that case it's definitely Nicky C. Go on son!

More people die from alcohol and tobacco than they do from cocaine, ecstasy and weed. I really don't see the problem.

He would have need a step ladder to reach that high.

Oh no, another one for the bloated complacent dullards to masterbate over whist she's doesn't even care they exist. Is sad the amount of mugs on here that get themselves at it over a professional athletes bird, a woman that whilst generally being no better than average with a good body and a good make up artist most significantly doesn't know or care you are even alive and if she did know you would undoubtedly think you are a vile letch anyway.

WHY!! How dare he? I HATE HIM!

You can see why she's got me on ignore cant you. Well I think she has, she might have mentioned it once a while ago.

Did you play football? I had no idea!!

MLG will be angry about this, after defending Adkins strategy of not revealing injuries so ferociously.

It's time to use our trump card and take him for a curry at the Corriander Lounge.

Did you live in Italy? I had no idea!

You need to remember how some of our fan base reacted to Artur Boruc lobbing a water bottle against the advertising boards to see how much some people don't like anyone with a bit of fire in the belly.

Did I say he wouldn't then?

Okay Adrian, however you want it. There absolutely isn't a clamour on here to sign a £20m player that plays in the same position as Lambert.

Are Roma skint? They seem to be trying to flog all their best players.

Yep I agree, but that would mean changing our system, would we do that? It won't just be the first team that does that in that case as the whole point of 'the Southampton way' is everyone plays the same system throughout the club. You also then have 4 players in Lambert, Ramiez, Lallana and Davis whose best position in the same attacking midfield come deep lying striker role. With the way MP wants us to Play, high energy, pressure high up the pitch and that isn't Lamberts game. Should Osvaldo sign I'd be very surprised if Lambert started many games this season.

Not trolling at all. Although no surprise its dismissed as that because people wont want to believe it. Do you think we're spending £20m in a striker to sit on the bench then?

He's not mobile enough to play as an attacking midfielder, I could see him being a Sheringham type player but that would mean changing up system and we all know the Southampton way is to play the same system from the first team down to the youth, so unlikely to happen.

We only play with one striker.

We sure would have an impressive offense. FFS.

You can't see the irony?

If we sign a striker for £20m Rickie won't be first choice.