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why are there sunbeds at the front? Is there a retractable roof for that part for hot days?

He plays on the left he plays on the right Critaiano Tello Makes Lallana look sh*te yes?

Tel-loo silver lining, And away you go now, baby I see your sun is shining But I won't make a fuss Though it's obvious

pedant alert. When has this stopped us before "We've got Brett Oremeroid" "Jose Fonte baby"

less than a goal a game in a poor league. I would say he's goalscoring record is average at best.

what those lazy foreigners you mean? Will they have to wake MP from his siesta??

Look at the stars, look how they shine for you, they were all Tello

i'm surprised Alex Crook is yet to tweet that he understands DPS has been banned.

so you're telling me if we have a great season in it people wont remember it as one of their favourite kits?

i have tweeted simon peach to ask him to get pochetinos thoughts on the ban at todays press conference.

come on Dune, you know the point i was making, if we have a good season people wont say it was a sh*t kit.

true, it'll be "one Cristian Tello" clap clap clap

so as predicted the wailing and 'outrage' has subsided to tuts and now everyone likes it. One thing is for sure, if we have a successful season, get to a cup final, finish in a european spot, whatever, it wont be remembered as the awful kit with the gold logos, it'll be the great kit we wore that they'll be producing retro versions of in 2033 remembering our great side from that era.

I hope we sign him so we can sing "Tello, Tello, In our attack, in our attack" To the tune of Oasis "hello"

When i was living in Brazil a couple of my mates from work used to go and see Inter. They said he was awful, the only Brazilain they've ever seen with no skill, couldn't trap a bag of cement and they cant kick it as far as he controls it. In one game against Fluminese they saw him play in he missed two open goals from 6 yards, 3 one on ones and fell over when he had a free header from 6 yards out, although they did say his moment off the ball was as good as Gordon Hobsons. One to be avoided.

He could be your grandson!

Why not? They are doing what they are supposed to love. If they don't enjoy their jobs and playing for us then we need to move them on.

I question the team spirt, clearly what was built under Adkins has been shattered.

Two things here, its not 2am and I'm not paid tens of thousands of pounds a week. I look at that video and I worry.

One in how many hours of footage? That's the coaching laughing in any case, Boruc seems to be smiling politely.

What happened to the good old fashioned run through the new forest? All these fancy foriegn ideas, pandering to the players. Also was it just me that thought none of the players looked very happy? Maybe team spirt is going to be an issue this season.

seems they do that instead of the beep test these days, which used to be the fitness bench mark.

yeah i saw that, not too happy about it.

I thought the mods were taking a more laid back approach these days? Another long term poster down, don't think he did anything wrong from what I saw.

hang on a minute, isnt this a factually incorrect and illinfromed piece written by a lazy, lying scumbag journo???