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Steve Grant will have become a recluse after a series of erotic and sexually explicit PMs between him and another poster are revealed and all over this and rival forums it will become know as 'JustMikegate'

That is a problem. We went through a number of kettles before paying a bit more for a kettle that filters the water before it reaches the bottom. it lasted much longer so had a postive effect, it also provided great ROI as although it cost twice as much as a normal kettle it lasted around 4 times longer. I'm sure Yoshida will appreciate this snippet of advice as he adjusts to English culture and water.

I've mentioned this before. The emabrassing bench coat look and now this, sinking to new depths, Slip on loafers like its 2001 FFS. He is shaming out club.

Tell us about your weekend in Italy instead, that's much more interesting.

That'll explain Lamberts poor performance for the last few weeks.

Wy on earth not? They're a decent side, play good football and have done it all without spending a fortune and maintained it despite having lost their manager.

If you were a neutral that is the one game today you definitely would have wanted to watch.

That'll explain his poor form then.

Behave, he's a competent centre back for us and I like him, but if you think he's the same level as Vidic, Kompany etc then you're on another planet.

He will never play for Man United.

I admire him for sanding by his beliefs. We may not like them but that is the great thing about this country, even if we don't agree with it or like it, we respect his right to hold them.

I hope he does so we can all see that genius song at him 'Paulo Di Canio, he's such a w*nkio' Northams finest moments number 67.

This. Plus ill have everyone on ignore and you can see why.

I hope we are scouting eastern Europe, some top centre halves are coming out of there at the moment.

Nastasic has been excellent this season.

Attention seeking morons. FACT

all of mine come from insulting another member or pointless and sarcastic comments. If you're looking for a quick one then taking the p*ss out of someone, especially a mod is a good place to start.

He really is an absolute cretin isn't he. Football expert my arse, he is so out of touch everyone knows we are going to destroy Swansea tomorrow.

Which is a shame as the Daily Fail (PMSL) is a disgusting newspaper full of lies, racism and written by lying, right wing journo scumbags. What a suprise the Daily Racist should pick up on such an article, we are probably now their favourite team too which disgusts me. Any shred of credibility that this table had is now in tatters.

If Big Sam had got the England job he'd have picked Lambert.

And Schniderlin.

So does this mean we would be bottom of the table if only foreign players had scored?

I maintain that that is a great idea, Nige said he is incredilby strong which is important for a centre back and with his pace he could run onto his own clearances and get to them before the ball did and wouldn't be offside, he could use his pace as cover behind the centre backs and full backs so would provide a tremendous cover against long ball teams and when we play footballing sides i can see him excel as a front sweeper. i think he could have been the new Des Walker.

Great news, fast become my favourite player behind Rickie.

Artur Boruc has played his last game for Saints and should never wear the shirt again.