Turkish

I'd like to see us put in a cheeky £12m bid for Santi Cazorla

Ducan posts on here so i'm sure he can vouch for you. Duncan, what do you say?

behave, Ostlund was terrible but he had that all important quality that our olders players need once they can be described no longer as young, hungry and guarenteed to improve and that's running around a lot. The ability to run around a lot, preferably quickly covers over a multitude of faults and makes up for lack of any football ability whatsoever in a lot of our fans eyes.

Good luck with that. You might find a few people saying in their opinion we won't finish 10th, don't think You'll find a single person saying we can't.

Exactly. People who are convinced we are going to finish in the top 10 and well clear of relegation seem to be very excited about the team in 18ths result. I don't see how it matters.

The best one of the new type stadiums I've been to is Coventry, for that reason, decent steep banks.

You obviously know f*ck all about football. Carroll is a pub player and Jarvis is utter garbage.

Proof we need a bigger stadium.

that's quite amusing for you, a change from your usual boring drivel.

FFS Krackers, despite being 25 and a full international you've been told hes not be brought in to play in the first team yet. massive tsk.

he did http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?40091-What-did-Norwich-and-Swansea-do-that-we-aren-t&p=1479561#post1479561

what are you on about?

based on?

Of course he will, it's guarenteed!! As it is with all the others on te list.

De Ridder on the wing, Lee up front.

I didnt see too many people cringing about the one the other day that said we were the rising stars of Europe.

dont knock it, she'd fit in well on here.

A brilliantly well written article from a talented journalist.

He's 26 in July, does this still mean he is young, hungry and guarenteed to improve or should we be worried?

:lol: This reminds me of the time when a few of us were out drinking in augusta with Nick Faldo. I'd just parred the 16th and we decided to go out for a few beers to celebrate his birthday, so after the round we got a taxi into the local Hooters. Nick didn't want anyone to know it was his birthday so he wore rayban glasses and a baseball hat that he found in reception. When we got into Hooters and they asked us for a name, Nick quickly remembered he was wearing Raybans and gave the name "Ray". Anyway, 6 beers later and we'd all picked up on the joke and were telling all the girls in there that our names were all Ray. a few of the girls decided they wanted to come back to our room, i was getting on well with one of these Hooters beauties, my one is almost perfect looking and and it was quite clear she wanted a bit of the old Turkish loving but with too many people about there was no chance of this happening tonight and i ended up giving on of them my number. Two days later i get a call from a withheld number, I'd completely forgetting about our drunken hilarious "Ray" gag a couple of days earlier and this cute American voice says "Hi is that Ray? i wondered if i could pop round to finish off what we started" to which i replied "sorry Princess, no Ray on this number" Only when i hung up did i realise my horrendous error!! Open goal missed

I don't know much about him but only played 18 times for QPR this season. Anyone know why?

Vincent Pericard looked anything but a footballer when he was here on loan Jelle Van Damme has to be the biggest waste of money of the last 10 years. £2.5m, made 6 appearances.

His nickname is The Pirate apparently. Why do these Spanish based soccerballists insist on having these ridiculous nicknames?

Ahh of course! Would you say that signing him would be a real statement of intent?

who are 10th in Serie A. A poorer standard league than the Premier, therefore no better than we have.