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Bring the area down to what you are used to by sitting on deck chairs in your filthy front garden during summer months with your family and friends wearing vests or football shirts. Hang a cross of St George out of one of the windows and have lots of empty beer cans filling up your bin. Always have at least one white good item on full view outside the front door and buy yourself a an M reg cavalier or mondeo and park it outside your house but never, ever use it. You'll be able to overlay your working class ideals onto your new lower middle class environment and be universally hated but secretly feared by your neighbours as the rough family down the road.

Great headline opportunities for the Swansea game Mugabi dominates White.

Stop getting upset Matthew Le Missier. Answer the question i asked in my first post. Are you saying he should play because you think he's quality and have seen him play enough to form that opinion or because you are just assuming hes good because of the hype?

Oh yeah and we should put bids in for Scott Parker and Shay Given, when we were in the championship. Although the best one was the claim that we were the most attractive club for a player than anyone outside of the top 4. Whilst we were in league one!

Bevis Mugabi might be worth a run out too.

Did you use their finance or pay for it yourself?

That always cracks me up!

Do you remember the thread a couple of years ago where someone suggested Dan Harding to play centre midfield? That could work.

Not that he was bringing on the academy player that has to appear in every game?

Not even having a sense of humour or personality Frank?

Guly to come on for the last 15 minutes I think you mean.

We'd need a good old fashioned English Manager like Ron Atkinson or Don Howe to get the best out of them.

So are people saying Shaw should start because they've seen him play and looks class or because Chealsea were rumoured to want him so he must be good?

Are you sure this is the mongboard for you sir?

Losing the game.

Steeeeeeeevedown the right. He's fast he is, he's class. What's that mush Beattie up to these days? Get him back and play 4-4-2 with him and Rickie up front. Get it foooooorwaaaaaard into the mixer and Chaplow can pick up th knock downs.

Anyone involving the Jam and the Smiths. The Stone Roses at Spike Island.

This suits our society as there are plenty of people who are more than happy to be offended for other people.

It's also what broke Adkins and Corteses relationship down.......

No. He had Confidence in him last season. We were doing well, winning, he was playing Guly. It all went wrong the night of the Reading game.......

Oops. One L too many in clock.

Cortese wanted to change Lamberts shirt to something other than number 7 as he hated the reference to him 'wearing the shirt of Matt Le Tiss' True story.

Of course.

I'll be checking my clock to see when Guly comes on!

That was the last game of his punishment following his drink driving conviction in September. He was dropped for arsenal, not given his 15 minutes against Villa and Everton and forced to play with the reserves against Wednesday. It was all part of Nige and Cortese making him pay as they threatened he would for his conviction.