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How embarassing. It's the sort of thing our fans would do. I can just imagine all the fat Geordies wearing berets, with onions round their neck sticking of garlic and waving French sticks in the air over their stained replica shirts.

If only the table only included the last 15 games and not the whole season.

Reading will win. Villa and QPR will lose. Twitchy will say how tough its gonna be now. Leaving us to as good as send QPR Down next week with a win which will leave them 10 points from safety with 10 games to play.

I think you'll find he is a goalkeeper and he is from Argentina so not far of one at all, he is one. Wake up maggie!

You look like a ****.

I thought it would be quite obvious, the claims that we are in an amazing run of form and rocketing up the table and west ham and Norwich are crap and both sliding down the table. the reality is that all 3 clubs are in more or less the same position now as they were 2 months ago, despite us apparently being amazing and them being crap.

I glad you have agred to be my forum friend Stig, we all need good mates. My long term Bessie forum friend is smirking saint, we are like brothers, we can not be on the same thread for weeks yet when we do its like we were never apart. dell days and I used to be good mates too until he got the head chef job and went all big time.

So it'll either be a draw, a saints win or a Newcastle win. Insightful stuff.

I believe the highest they were was 7th, so they've dropped a massive 4 places since September and not dropped any place at all for 2 months. Hardly sliding down the table. Sunderland were 18th after 15 games, they are now 13th and should be aiming for 5th by some of you lots reakoning what with their rocket up the table of 5 whole places in 3 months.

Easily impressed.

It just seems to lots of people dressed weirdly jumping around, I'm sure there are some people out there who find it wacky, crazy and hilarious, I thought they looked like a load of helmets

It's gonna be sick, blud.

Is it meant to be funny? I'm not sure what is meant to be going on. It just looks like a lot of bo llocks to me.

You did remind me of a chunkier Arthur Boruc when he first joined us now you mention it. I still hope none of your team pass back to you.

I agree. I mean, they're a poor team aren't they. In decline, full of crap players like Downing, Henderson and Allen. The ate destined to be average for a longtime yet. Meanwhile we are in the up, heading for Europe and signing all the players they want to buy. It's going to be easy.

You could so the half time relay.

I had a feeling you might mention something you do as soon as I saw someone mention what they do In Europe.

LMFAO!! that is so funny. That's why we are pals, genius gags like that. I'm so lucky to have a chum like you.

Except you're making quotes up from 7 months ago and not understanding my point. carry on if it makes you feel a little brighter.

Why? How confusing is it for a club to sign a player for £12m? Answer; not confusing at all. I know you might struggle with figures greater than those on your fingers dumbass but that doesn't mean we all do.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?43061-The-emoticon-of-****s Fact.

They used to send a lot of players to Antwerp. Ronnie Wallwork and our own Danny Higginbotham got in trouble for attacking a ref whilst playing there about 15 yrs ago.

I admit I didn't think we'd spend as much as we did and I did say that, nothing wrong with that, did anyone else think we'd spend that much? It's you that's wrong and making up quotes from 7 months ago to try to prove you're not as thick as you are.

And it was only two weeks ago that we hadn't beaten a team above us in the league, now we are going to start destroying teams every week whilst everyone else drops like a stone.

You're actually talking bo llocks as usual as I never put a figure on it, i said they have a years TV money in the bank. FACT. Us being owned by billionaires only means anything if they are prepared to back us and spend their wealth. Another FACT. And I actually didn't say we couldn't compete with them, I said we shouldn't assume we could outbid established premier league clubs in the transfer market just because the family that owns us are loaded, like I said, too thick to understand this.