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According to my sources a hunt is on for a missing spoon at St Marys, the spoon, part of a private collection of cutlery used by our leader Mr Cortese was last seen in his private set. It went missing at some point in the last week and staff have been ordered to search high and low to recapture it, some have been taken off of their own day to day duties to join in the hunt. Rumours the spoon has been stolen by a member of staff and auctioned on Ebay are unconfirmed. We contacted SFC to ask them for an update on spoongate but no one was available to comment.

Bad news?? has it got anything to do with a missing spoon?

How have kit sales gone, does any know? See hardly any of the white away kit on show around town.

By who?

we are more likely to sign Les Dawson.

What's the significance of the 11th minute if there is one?

and trying to play some revalutionary system which we didn't have the players capable of playing.

That'll be Les Reed then.

Yep, i tend to agree with that. Although i must say some of his player selection has been baffling recently.

* waits for someone to say he's past it and no better than we've got*

The same article that many on here sneered at as being lies from a lazy journalist?

This story can't be true. Big Fat Sam is an awful manager who hasn't got a clue, we are miles better than West Ham who will go down and why do you need premier league experience? What's the point of having 300 premier league appearance when you are are a terrible player like Kevin Nolan?

And you know this do you? People go on about agendas and so on as an easy kop out for not facing up to reality. The reality that we are a different proposition to last season. We seem intent of playing the same way regardless of how well it's Going, something we didn't do last season.

Still at least she won't get to see us saying is was drivel as in case you didn't know she's got us on ignore, it's not like she's ever mentioned it.

Sue. One of the reasons to give him a rest as he's just come off an International break.

Apart from at Arsenal, Everton and home to Villa. I get your point though. The rigid 4-3-3 process means when make a couple of tweaks we can't respond as has happened in the last 2 games. Soccerball genius again from Suzy though like you say, drop Lambert in case he gets injured and we have to play without him and if only games finished at half time then we'd have been happy.

One of the reasons you say he's a perfect fit is because his daughter goes to Southampton Uni? Yep , that is far more Important than any top flight management experience or ability to organise a fragile defence.

We could make Michael Owen player manager and he'd fit in with our transfer strategy of nly signing forwards.

He got the bare minimum. And that 7 weeks after the interview and the day before the window shut. Hardly sounds like it was a priority that Adkins said it was.

Reed is head of recruitment so the buck stops with him.

Can you just say who it is. It's getting boring.

What do these dagos know about football FFS? It's as clear as day. Just stop f****** about with it and get it in the mixer. Get it forward to the big man and get stuck in FFS!

Karim 'Ruby the heartbreaker' El Mahroug . Attractive and popular but being screwed by a short, egotistical Itie.

Tony Adams, manager of Azerbaijan?

Yep, none of this Poncy Possesion football. Just get it forward to Rickie. In fact as a large percentage of the fans around me scream this everytime we are knocking it about then he'd certainly be a popular choice. Although if defensive improvement are what we are after then there is only one choice. George Graham.