Turkish

Yeah. Course it is.

No surprise though is it. It was clear to anyone with a brain that defence was no where near good enough.

Take the p*ss if you want, it's all true. If you don't believe me or think its perfectly normal than that's your issue.

Apparantly he has his own corridor which only he is allowed to walk down and his getting his own toilet installed which only he is allowed to use. The guy is a nutcase.

A baffling team selection. Can only assume Fox and Richardson are injured as Yoshida showed against Fulham he isn't a full back. Guly in for Lambert is a strange one. Looks like a panic selection to me and our bungled transfer window seems to be coming back to haunt us. I hope it works for Adkins.

The likeness is frightening.

Let's not forget Sheffield wednesday weren't entirely innocent in all this, waving a Turkish flag and singing about the two killed in Istanbul. I expect most clubs fans would have reacted angrily to that.

Having this morning spoken to a Leeds fan that was there this also raises several other issues. The bloke who did it was on a ban, so how did he get in in the first place and when inside the ground, how was he not picked out by the police spotters who are employed to do just this? There was a crush in the lower section in the first half because the police didn't let Leeds fans get to their seats Sheffield Wednesday fans were waving a turkish flag and chanting about the two killed by Galatasary fans, the police did nothing. But hey, Leeds fans are all thugs living in the 70s and should all be banned.

What an idiot.

Not the players. I understand they are treated like royalty. But yes, disregard for anyone else.

This is my morning routine princess xx I live in the Highfield area of Southampton. My mongboard name is Turkish.I am 35 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, a health balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack whilst doing my stomach crunches, I can do over 1000 now. After I remove the Ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a Honey almond body scrub, And on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply a herb mint facial, which I leave on for 10 minutes whilst I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then an anti aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturising protective lotion. There is an idea of a Turkish Some kind of abstraction but there is no real me, only an entity, Something illusory. And while You can hold my cold gaze and shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours And maybe you can even sense our lives are probably comparable.....I simply am not there.

I think you are getting yourself confused young Micheal. It's a proper chippy, run by Chinese people, all the stuff they cook is fresh and it's very nice. Do you really want to know my morning routine?

The Chinese place at the top. It's very nice and see, Chinese I'm not racist! You forgot about the bit of hanging my jacket up in the back of my car and logging my phone in. You have no idea how good I've got it.

No, it's about 80% owned by the treasury.

Kain the Undertaker was the man.

I remembered because you disnt live far from me, in fact I sometimes go to the chippy on burgess road. You'd be surprised how busy ive been young Michael. I'll tell you all about it one day, when you grow up. Chicken madras, impressive, what tinned sauce did you use? Where is your sidekick Andy?

I Always thought the Full Monty was about mad little Scottish smack had called begbie who had gone on the run to Sheffield to try and better himself, after being stitched up by his mate Renton. He had ended back on the dole, found a fake son and adopted a dodgy south Yorkshire accent and decided to become a stripper after failing to fullfil his childhood dream of becoming a coal miner. The sequel didn't flow to be honest and the fake Sheffield accents are as convincing as Mel Gibsons Scottish one in Braveheart. And let's be honest, the characters in the full Monty are no where near as strong as sick boy, spud and Renton. Apart from the black one and it is the 00s so they needed one of them.

Yeah, Yorkshire people hate the English after years of oppression and making them work down pit and wear flat caps.

Where on Burgess Road did you go for your curry Micheal? It was a take away and a night in for me sir. I've had a busy week, Lots on.

I don't know why people are so harsh on Audley Harrison. It's not like he's ever hurt anyone.

And that was Super Mikeys view of the incident, which we took from an Internet mongboard.

To give Lowe his due, the way he handled the Jones situation was one of his finest moments. The reality is Jones could have been sacked for results and if he'd stayed in charge we'd have gone down. Jones was under unbelievable pressure at the time and it had started to show. Although he might not have liked it at the time I wonder if on reflection he realises it was the best solution for all. I don't particularly rate Jones as a manager but the way he carried himself during that time shows he is a decent, strong bloke who deserves a great deal of respect.

Behave, he's a big, fit, strong lad. It couldn't have been that bad as he didn't go off did he. If you take a right hander on the jaw you ain't getting up. He did and managed to play another 15 minutes of football.

Why?

Why is he the biggest loser? Some fans are showing their true colours. I think we are starting to sort out the real Saints fans from the Nick Nack consumers.