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I remembered because you disnt live far from me, in fact I sometimes go to the chippy on burgess road. You'd be surprised how busy ive been young Michael. I'll tell you all about it one day, when you grow up. Chicken madras, impressive, what tinned sauce did you use? Where is your sidekick Andy?

I Always thought the Full Monty was about mad little Scottish smack had called begbie who had gone on the run to Sheffield to try and better himself, after being stitched up by his mate Renton. He had ended back on the dole, found a fake son and adopted a dodgy south Yorkshire accent and decided to become a stripper after failing to fullfil his childhood dream of becoming a coal miner. The sequel didn't flow to be honest and the fake Sheffield accents are as convincing as Mel Gibsons Scottish one in Braveheart. And let's be honest, the characters in the full Monty are no where near as strong as sick boy, spud and Renton. Apart from the black one and it is the 00s so they needed one of them.

Yeah, Yorkshire people hate the English after years of oppression and making them work down pit and wear flat caps.

Where on Burgess Road did you go for your curry Micheal? It was a take away and a night in for me sir. I've had a busy week, Lots on.

I don't know why people are so harsh on Audley Harrison. It's not like he's ever hurt anyone.

And that was Super Mikeys view of the incident, which we took from an Internet mongboard.

To give Lowe his due, the way he handled the Jones situation was one of his finest moments. The reality is Jones could have been sacked for results and if he'd stayed in charge we'd have gone down. Jones was under unbelievable pressure at the time and it had started to show. Although he might not have liked it at the time I wonder if on reflection he realises it was the best solution for all. I don't particularly rate Jones as a manager but the way he carried himself during that time shows he is a decent, strong bloke who deserves a great deal of respect.

Behave, he's a big, fit, strong lad. It couldn't have been that bad as he didn't go off did he. If you take a right hander on the jaw you ain't getting up. He did and managed to play another 15 minutes of football.

Why?

Why is he the biggest loser? Some fans are showing their true colours. I think we are starting to sort out the real Saints fans from the Nick Nack consumers.

Are you condoning diving in football Colin?!

And clapped at 100 mph all over the top of it.

I was trying to remember who it was that did that. Fair play to him.

But earnt the respect of every man in the country.

Exactly. He needs to come along to Krav and learn a few stress techniques. Then he's know how to react after being attracted when not expecting it. That's the trouble with footballers these days, too pampered.

Can you not say things like that. It's not helping the witch hunt on here against Leeds fans. We've already had someone say most of them are scum apart from a few nice ones because he got assault by one 20 years ago.

No Colin. We were talking about if Kirkland went down easily or not. IMO he did, It was a two handed push in the face, only one hand connected, he went down like he'd been shot. and I said that should not make a difference, I feel I've been very clear on that.

And only one hand connects, the other one brushes his cheek.

Exactly. I can honestly say I get hit harder at Krav Maga every week. And just for the record I'm in no way condoning it or saying the div that did it doesn't deserve to be punished.

Tsk, you don't lift a kettlebell, you clean, swing or snatch them.

Two things. He's a 6 foot 3 14 stone athlete. It was a push in the face/neck not a punch and only one hand landed cleanly. It wouldn't have hurt that much. I'm in no way condoning it and doesnt make it right but personally most people I know wouldn't want to have shown they were hurt, even If we were. Anyway it's irrelevant what I'd have done, I'm not a proffesional sportsman and the dinlow that did it will get sent down for it.

Warnock did also say he was embarrassed by it and they should put him in prison. Obviously you forgot to type that. And Kirkland did go down easily. Not condoning it, but he did. Most men I know would have stayed up and smacked the ***** back, or at very least made out they weren't hurt.

That's not true, we can assume you aren't a skate living in Coventry. He probably is a fan, he's also a complete p*ick.

Why? Leeds are a massive club with fans all over the country. Can we assume you are not a saints fan as you live in Coventry?

Probably not. I've posted it before.