Turkish

It's better to confess all your sins after several large gins.

Would you go as far as to say you cant stand me now?

Bearsey has clearly Met two fellas over gin and mixers who've talked for a while so he'll soon got the picture

Bearsy. The more that you follow me The more I get lost You think that you know me You're p*ssing me off Yeah you say that you love me Why don't you f*ck off?

It'll be like having a new signing.

persoanlly i like talking over gin in tea cups and leaves on the lawn

Can we out these snidey f*ckers doing it quietly by PM? This is sneaky behaviour to make them appear sensible and doing it for the right reasons when we all know it's for the glory.

I never said it was clever, i just like getting leathered. Pete Doherty c2005 Pete speaks for me.

5.7 per day. Pah. Im at 6.5 per day over a five year period. A consistant level of performance to make even the biggest mongboarder proud. Although Dell Days is streets ahead of all of us.

How come no one has having Lee back will be like having a new signing?

For those unsuccessful applicants, may i ask that you feed back to them why they didn't get the role so they can work hard to improve thier performance in the future. I look forward to working with you in the future and confirmation of my appointment by PM on friday. Thanks Dorkish

It's true. The only people that say money doesn't make you happy are the ones that dont f*cking have any.

I'd buy Totton and change their name to FC Saints of Southampton.

and you can start threads with the words, "Nicky asked me to ask you..........."

I'd introduce flexible and dymanic pricing as is everyones dream on here to see it at SMS so the board will reflect that. It's £5 to join and get access to the minor forums, such as the motor and arts ones. If you want to post on the main board or lounge though it's an extra £10 a year. To be able to read responses it's another fiver and to start threads and edit posts another £10 a year. These prices could go up or down, depending on how busy the board is though.

I'd buy the forum off Baj and run it myself.

Jack Rodwell and Adam Johnson.

On another note what would you do with the money? That is a ridiculous amount of money. I'd pay off all my families debts and mortgages then travel the world for a couple of years i think. Come back and buy a nice place and then set up a couple of businesses. Probably a couple of bars and resturants with people running them for me and do property development and import wine. Obviously this would involve losts of travelling Do a bit of voluntary work and play lots of golf. I dont think i could sit around doing f*ck all.

I thought that, stupid thing to do. On the upside the winning bloke can now afford liposuction.

For a champions league challenging team they are.

Dont you ever miss the power?

He obviously does. Dont forget he turned down AC Milan to stay with us.

Yeah Mindy, you couldnt hack it and were too much of a pussy. Let someone else have a go.

Shall we run a book??? Glasgow Saint 1/2 This Charming Man Evens Kraken 7/4 Dell Days & Turkish 3-1 S-Clarke -5-1 CB Fry - 6-1 les Bender 8-1 Franks Cousin 12-1 Dune 500-1

Dear Mr Grant Please see below my CV in response to your recent advert for a forum moderator. I have many years experience as a regular user of soccerball forums and feel i have the approriate skillls and experience to fulfill the role expertly with passion and commitment. I trust you will find my details of interest and look forward to hearing from you shortly. Regards Turkish Curriculm Vitae Name: Turkish ---------------------------------------- Date of internet connection: 28th January 1998 Main achievement: 11,410 posts achieved on TSW in just over 5 years, An average of 6.25 posts per day, demostrating my commitment to the forum. Nominated for TSW poster of the year 2010 & 2011 Originator of the most posted on thread of the day May 2012, Dec 2011, June 2009 & August 2007 Achieved a forum record of 124 bites on the topic of "we need to expand St Marys" Top 5 "on ignore" poster on the forum 2 bans and numerous infraction points Forum History & Experience 2007 - to date ---------------------- The Saints Web Regular and well respected contributor to the most popular Saints mongboard on the internez. Dominating a large number of threads on the most deluded forum in soccerball history with my anti everything stance. 2009- to Date ------------------- The Ugly Inside Dominating a large number of theads on the most negative Saints forum in history with my pro everything views. 2006-07 -------- B-Anter Ably supporting Essruu on the forum which originated from a picture of your very own head on a stick. Widely regarded as the best forum in mongboard history 1999-2005 ------ Saintsforver Regular contributor to this forum in my user names Tyler Durden and Paul Allen who have gone down in internet mongboard folklore.