Turkish

How can it be me and Dune when I am Dune FFS?

Just seen a set of new wilsons with drivers, a putter, 5 iron plus an 2 hybrids on eBay for £200 seems like a deal to me. Thoughts?

Clark Clark whereever you may be You take spaz boards too seriously Finger on infract and licence to move a thread I think the power mightve gone to your head

Baj is the Ken Bates of spaz boards.

For Saint Clark to the tune of I wanna be like you from jungle book Now Im the king of the spaz board, the forum vIP I've reached the top and not gonna stop cause I'm a mod you see I'll lock your threads and move them if I don't like what I see ohh obedo, f*ck you, I've moved this thread, coz you're not taking spaz boards seriously

Boooooooooooooooooo.... Boring boring clarky Boring boring clarky

I thought this might happen.

To the Rainbow theme tune Against all the premier league defences Jay Rod scoring goals Everyone can see he going to score,loads and loads Every, one, loves, our Jay Rod!!!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap

He locks threads when he wants he locks threads when he wants Sour face saint Clark, locks thread when he wants

Cheer up saint Clark Oh what can it mean to a power crazed moderator Of a Internezzz spaz boarddddddddds

To the tune of toy story, you've got a friend in me We've got a player called Jay We've got a player called Jay When we're playing 4-3-3 and losing away And you wish you were still on holiday Just remember we've got a player called Jay SING IT! jOIN IN The FUN FFS

Come on grumpy, join in the banter, all together now..... To th tune of Petes Dragon I swear I saw a dragon song Rodriguez, Rodriguez I really love Rodriguez A tall and seathing, Pompey hating Rodriguez

Come on clarky lad, think of a Disney song we can sing, that would be NUTS!!

I wonder if Guly had been playing left midfield if Fox would be our current other whipping boy?

He shares his name with a soap star Cropper cropper Who's married to man which is quite bizarre Cropper cropper He works in a cafe and is very dull But our croppers ace and he plays in goal Cody cropper no relation of Roy.

To the tune of Bob the builder Jay Rodriguez, can he score? yes he can!!!! LOL!!!!

Batman. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na Jay Rod. That would be WACKY

Blaming him for the goal, the over reaction everytime he is anything less thn brilliant. Meanwhile some of our golden boys are beyond reproach.

Rodriguez, wooh wooh He comes from Burnley, he f*cking hates Pompey

One Jay Rodriguez, there's only one Jay Roriguez Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Ha ha!! First time I've seen this thread, we really do have some utterly clueless dinlow fans.

I wish I was you, but I dont want to be the person you want to be. Never thought He'd be jealous of trousers Regards Turdish.

End of season.

What job do you do now and what do you wish you did? Current job - paper and printer cartridge telesales consultant Desired job - proffesional Internet spaz board user or criminal psychologist Loves to brag about my job whilst dreaming what I want to do. Regards Turkish

Maybe we're replicating our transfer policy for strikers with glovesmen?