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An excellent choice in footwear sir. :nod:

Typical UAF scepticism.

It really isn't worth it mate. About 20 seconds of Lallana and Adkins, some bizzare footage of the players with halos drawn over their heads, a couple of shots of fans in a pub about 10 seconds of the bloke who psinted his pub red and white, then onto Resdings open bus tour sunday.

He would fit Corteses vision of world domination with a team full of academy graduates, I wonder.......

Does anyone think The real reason Guardiola has quit is in fear after hearing a few Saints fans singing "Barcelona, we're coming for you" at Middlesborough last week?

And what the f*ck was that halo above the players heads boll*ks all about?

* uploads photo album to Facebook *

I probably caught my reflection in the mirror.

Indeed, it must have been difficult for you stood next to such a super being and realise what an insignificant disaster of a human you are.

Go out on top. It's the way to do it.

It's the type of Saints fan that makes or breaks it.

Manji talks sense.

Fashion victims or stylish chap. You decide.

Where is this Lea Mills place you speak of?

I'd rather walk 10 minutes out of the way to be in a boozer you do want to be in, than walk in the same direction and be in one you don't.

He asked for a decent boozer, not a pub full of helmets taking pictures of themselves on their phones.

There is a massive difference between being well dressed and dressed fashionably.

Wear the scruffy trainers, street cred is not an issue if you are seen with me post game.

LMFAO. That is brilliant!! Did you think it up all by yourself?

Having give it some thought think I'll be going for a black boss zip top, CP t shirt, pretty green jeans and footwear depending on the weather blue gazelles or clarks originals boots.

Well what a waste of time that was.

Accurate is more apt.

Indeed I will. I'm pleased to report that the "going up" foam hands arrived this morning and will be on sale in Northam Road from 9am tomorrow morning.

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You were too easy otherwise youd have made the first list. XXXXXXl white polyester t-shirt by umbro, navy Lonsdale tracksuit bottoms, navy flip flops. Despite the sporty clobber it fails to cover the fact you've never set foot in a gym in your life.