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Can you say that again but not in tkt spk please.

Did the ulcer keep you last night? LOL, PMSL, FAF etc

Has anyone said There was then?

I can tell from your mongy txt spk that you are younger than me, what's your point? One day you'll realise sunshine, some people just have it. You can't put your finger on what "it" is, it's a rare and wonderful thing. But 1 fing is 4 sur, u dnt. Now run along sunshine, sum of us av betta ppl 2 talk 2. LOL.

Absolutely, cover up job.

You're right about one thing, I do. I ooze it. What amuses me are thoset claims from our wannabe psychologists that dressing well and carrying yourself with a bit of class and style mean you are insecure and lack confidence. Les Bender was at pains to tell us all how confident he was and his maturity meant he didn't care how he dressed or how he looked, is it us he's trying to convince or himself? The joke is on these bloated, scruffy complacent middle aged individuals, too "confident" to admit that their best days are long gone as they look down at their flaccid penis, tucked in amoungst some unkept pubic hair and beneath an ever expaning belly from too much over indulgence and too little excercise. Only insecure people go to the gym!!! After all he laughs, this belly is "all bought and paid for!" as he rubs his gut agresssively and grins like a homosexual being offered a chance to play supermarket sweep in Anne Summers. Of course not everyone can be like me, Sour Mash, Dune and this Charming Man. Some people might have to confidently accept their position in life as lesser beings, some even as low as one of life's losers. For everyone of us there is 1000 people who just don't get it so I'm not surprised the "confident" and "mature" people on here have already accepted their position in life and no doubt look from the outside in with more than a hint of jealousy at the chaps that appear to have it all. The ones they wished they were through out their lives. in The playground, on the athletics track, on the football pitch, in the pub, in the office, hell even on the forum mong boards!! People that have class, carry themselves with style and ultimately are life's winners. People that don't need to dress up in clown suits to have fun. People that dont need to attention seek to have a laugh. The attention is always on them, because as proper chaps that is how it has become. "but I'm confident" they cry!! Confident or resigned? I'll let them decided, only they know the truth.

Personally I was disapointed, I Wanted to see what Franks Cousin had to say on the subject and a few more Ulcer gags from Greenridge. MLG might even have chipped in with if it had been a bigger plane that had been expanded it would never have crashed.

Yes.

It wasn't saints related Sour Mush and Prune. Obviously.

You're a funny guy. Are the other people that live near your dark and dingy bedsit as funny as you? LOL, PMSL, FAF etc.

I really am not. Good to see you know where to go though should your ulcer start to hurt. LOL, PMSL, FAF etc.

What a load of bollo*ks.

Another excellent post sir. * doths cap *

A brilliant reply. Did you type that from your dull and dingy bedsit? LOL, PMSL, FAF etc.

How's that ulcer? LOL, PMSL, FAF etc

Please don't post any of this stuff. We don't care what the media think about is.

Cortese promised them a few weeks ago if they went up he'd take them to Vegas again, so yes they are. Cue stalkers hanging around airports hoping to catch a glimpse.

Oh do you play football? I've never have known its not like you mention it on every post! I reckon a psychiatric would have a field day with all your look at me posts. In anycase surely you'd be wearing dungarees as a symbol of your status in the relationship? She can't see this :-)

I quite agree, as an example of what I have to put up with I was sent a text whilst I was at the Blackpool away game from a fam of antoher club I know of a picture of a group of our fans in gimp suits with another dressed as a woman and the comment "I'm not sure which is funnier your embarassing fans or seeing you get dicked"

I'll be hoping for a domestic treble along with the largest Ulcer and darkest dingiest Bedsit trophies.

You'll also miss out on the Owen & Skacel jokes.

Preferred her to all of them. She is a proper woman.

Suzannah Reid on BBC breakfast is doing the trick thanks!

I'm moody in the mornings. Like a spoilt, stroppy teenager.