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I can't be arsed to trawl through pages of your nonsense but you said months ago we were one of only about 4 clubs that would have it. In reality its more a case of keeping up.

12 I think. I've had one two week ban and a couple of short term ones as well as numerous infractions. I am the bad boy of Internet mong boards. I like the Joey Barton of Saints web tag* it feels like a badge of honour. * can I add I dont have any relatives to have murdered anyone to my knowledge nor have I ever stubbed out a cigar in a collegues eye. I do like the Smiths though.

You are like the Austin Powers of internet mong boards.

Let's get Alan McGregor as well then.

/\ does this mean we can get any of them for nowt or do we still have to pay a fee?

You have to remember to a lot of people the Internet is serious business. Only the other day I was told by a mod via PM that because I didn't think we were on an unstoppable march to the champions league like some posters I was stamping on people's dreams.

Another pointless post. mods, are you watching?

Another pointless post. mods, take note and issue infraction. I think this is abuse of another member so 3-6 points as well.

I've had two infration points today both for this. One was for giving an opinion which was different to Jimmy D's on the memorial trophy. 2 minutes later got an infraction. The other one was for a "joke" Where after Chalet slapped people's wrists for posting pointless comments I put a disclaimer on so people knew it was a serious post. That was also infractionable. It seems being a mod on here is a full time job the amount of Infractions they must be dishing out today for similar heinous crimes. There must have been hundreds of them given out today if my example is anything to go by.

Yep and you still haven't explained what was pointless or sarcastic about it. Just like Jimmy D hasn't explained how giving my opinion on why the Libeherr trophy is worth the £25 entrance fee.

Jamie speaks for me. *checks inbox for another infraction*

Isn't speculating on the new kit pointless and worthy of infration points according to our rulers?

Careful mate, youll be infracted. I just got the 2nd of the day, both for posting an opinion I even put a f*cking disclaimer in the one above so people knew it was a serious post. Look out everyone jimmy_d and Chalet are on the war path tonight. Th funny thing is neither of them have the decency to come back with an explanation. *prepares for another infraction*

He seems like a decent signing as he's on a free although the fact that Thomas Pekhart is a Czech international doesn't say much about their national team* * this post is entirely serious and not meant to be taken as sarcastic or pointless. These views are just my opinion and in no way a deliberate attempt at upsetting The delicate little flowers who post or moderate on this forum.

There seems to be a lot of pointless and sarcastic comments on this thread. I expect action from the mods with suitable infraction points distributed as soon as possible. We wouldn't want there to be double standards on here would we.

I may put you on my ignore list.

Thanks.

And who wouldn't want to play for a club that send their season tickets out in world class packaging with a DVD?

Am I on your ignore list?! I had no idea, it's not like youve ever mentioned it before?!!

Can I just warn everyone that certain mods are dishing out infractions for pointless or sarcastic comments. As 90% of this forum is made up of these I expect plenty to be dished out today. You have been warned. Apparently pointing out that the Markus Liebherr trophy is there to remember and celebrate him and IMO worth £25 is worthy of an infraction these days.

Excellent. As the most important poster on here everyone aims to please you.

I don't want to stamp on your dreams jimmy_d but isn't the entire tournament supposed to be to honour the man who along with Cortese saved us? That's worth £25 a year in my view. The torch is just a sideshow.

I dont know about everyone else but i'm paying to watch Saints not the opposition.

I'll be the one leading the chasing of the custody police van as it arrives in court yelling "SCUM" and throwing a large paper cup full of orangeade over the defantant as he steps off it.

Why is it a rip off? It's cheaper than a normal game. It's going to cost money to bring such attractive opposition to our stadium. Its going to cost money to open the stadium for the day, pay the staff, stewards etc. All true fans will be there to pay their respects and enjoy a wonderful day put on by Nicola Cortese. Some of our fans are so ungrateful.