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Can I politely refer you to section 6.2 of your TSW membership agreement and remind you that such sensible, considered views have no place on here.

Clearly a gap in the market for a Tunisian souk style fake saints striped shirt made from cheap nylon. Coming soon to a premier league Market stall near you.

It's okay, nothing special. Neither love it nor hate it.

I love it, really smart, best kit for a while. Well done Cortese.

I'm outraged and going to write a Strongly worded email to Cortese.

If he and Murray both played 10 years ago Federer would still be better.

The new barcode scanners are more exciting, but only just.

and chinos with a polo shirt tucked in?

it sounds amazing.

2, saving them up for the Real housewive of Orange County on ITV2 at 3.40 though.

"Working" from home today.

i see the echo have "revealed" Nigel Adkins transfer policy in a big article today. Apparantly it's young, british and hungry. I'm glad they are around to tell reveal this sort of information.

it's obviously a good standard your mate plays at!!

How is your training going chumps? I'm 3 weeks back in now after a few weeks off due to injury and holiday. Just done the "snatch test" as per the Enter the Kettlebell book. Did 143 with my 16kg bell. The idea is to do as many snatches as you can in 10 minutes. The target for the rite of passage is to do 200 in 10 mins with a 24kg bell!! This is also the fitness requirement for the Russian army. Some work to do, give the "snatch test" a go, its a killer, my arms and shoulders feel smoked, god knows how long it's going to take to get up to the Rite of Passage target.

His circumference would make springing the offside trap easy.

My dad cant and it's horrible, but he has alzehimers, not gluttony.

Ha! Funny you should say that! I was just about to type that i'm going to confuse the hell out of Tiger Woods when i wear that top at Golf in Feb, he's going to think he's finally found a liverpool fan in Augusta but it's the nutty stalker from his last two nightmares.

Yeah, i get that bit, it's the hairy faced tubster bit i dont get.

Does Mrs The9 find you sexy in a football shirt?

Thats him. Those two along with the sulky faced man in the clown suit at 'boro away and we've not done well for ourselves in terms of TV representation this year. FFS

agreed.

36 stone though. Did he not get to 18 stone and think he might need to cut down on the takeaways?? My sister knows him, says he's a nice fella, i just dont really have much sympathy for people who get that fat and then demand help, do they not have mirrors in their houses or wonder why their clothes dont fit?

They'd be grunting louder than Maria Sharapova.

Im sure it's him, on there for help because he's obese. I'm sure he got given a free gym membership years ago as part of his short stint as our celebrity fan.

f*ck me. 36 stone with over 67% of it being fat.