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This would be amazing.

That's amazing.

Vafanculo. HTH.

£4m for shaw puts the Butland fee into perspective. People are saying £4m is derisory yet on the other hand saying we'd be mad to pay £6m for Butland. You can't have it both ways.

Clever. I like it. Do you think that's what he told Buttner when asked how he planned to be up there with man City? *taps nose* and says "don't you worry about that me old son, getting to the top of the premier league is like driving to Mumbai, but guess what? We've got a sat nav, know what I mean?" *nods enthusiastically and laughs impishly* Anyway you said "you" believe there is a way, I'd love to hear it. Please explain.

He will never leave, he'll be one of our champions league team.

No wonder Chelsea want him. Let's hope we keep him for a few seasons then if he does go its for top money.

I suppose at 17 or whatever he is he will bulk up. Bale is far bigger and stronger now than he was when he was here.

What's he like? 4m rumour puts Butlands price tag into perspective I guess.

Yes I'd like your opinion on him and quit with the persecution complex.

Yep, they were bloody awful. For me the early 90s were baggy jeans and global hyper colour t-shirts.

Have you seen him play? I never have but he's meant to be class.

Did you wear that for a dare?

And did you enjoy T4 on the beach with the rest of your chums?

A checked hoody/shirt? It's sounds horrific.

None of them, as you well know in my youth I wasn't on question time or working In Primark i was out as gigs, clubs, football and going through as many birds as I could.

Do you look like the one on the right in the check Primark shirt?

You said you work in Primark on a previous post on this thread. Harrogate has a Primark and that's as middle class paradise as you can get. I am often there myself, Harrogate that is, not Primark.

You've been quite good humoured recently, have they increased your dose?

Which Primark is it you work in?

DO you like Hollister Andy?

I had no idea you were gay!

Krackers speaks for me.

I suspect if Primark is me of your favourites we may shop in a similar way but in different types of places.

You wouldn't have heard of them.