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Have you got WIFI in your damp and dingy bedsit? LOL, PMSL, FAF etc.

He is FFS http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4279680.Smith_s__world_class__abilities_could_save_the_Saints/

Predictive text on an IPad FFS!!!!

Don't worry about my spelling, you'll give yourself an ulcer. LOL, PMSL, FAF etc.

You tube, always the best place to assess a new player.

Oh yeah, he was the fan wasn't he.

I'm sure you have plenty of time to practice your spelling and grammar in your damp and dingy bedsit. LOL, PMSL, FAF etc.

The new Javi De Pedeo?

Calm down, you'll get an ulcer like me. lOL, ROFL, FAF.

"damp dingy bedsit" another greenriege classic, keep 'em coming.

Just show you know The ulcer " joke" wasn't funny the first time and still isn't after cracking it on your 20th consecutive post.

Along with the bar code scanners this will send out a message to the rest of the premier league we mean business. I'm all for it.

lmfao!!!!!

Not at all. He's slagging off my brands of choice, Im interested to know his.

Tell us what clothes you wear Timothy, I'm curious.

It's a good brand Timothy. Well made,a good fit and don't see any bulbs in it. Therefore I doubt you own any of it.

They were two examples. There are several more, Manji has mentioned several more on the approved list.

You don't think they send scounts to youth team games then?

* See foam hands and face paints.

Trust me, when i get invited to one of those dinners it'll be top of my agenda.

Do you think an Italian banker looks down and is filled with glowing pride at overweight middle aged men wearing clown costumes waving up at him?

I thought we all didn't care what the papers say?

Here are a few rules for those in doubt. please try and stick to them. What is and isn't acceptable to wear to football Ok Smart casual. Dress to impress dark denim jeans which are not faded and have multi pockets. Jeans must fit well. Smart trainers or shoes. For shoes Camper, Clarks originals are acceptable brands. A smart polo shirt or t-shirt and a jacket or well fitting top. Replica shirts - okay IMO but not my thing. Dont not wear them over a jumper or hooded top. Wear them under a coat or you look like a *****. Retro shirts - the best bet for a shirter and better than a normal shirt. Again not my thing but better than a relica shirt if its yours. Scarves - Okay IMO, quite like seeing the old fashion bar style scarves. These are fine when worn with a winter coat in that season not worn with a t-shirt in the august and april FFS. Not okay Jester hats - you look like a c*nt. Middle aged blokes wearing them look like a single, loser virgin who lives with his mum. Wigs - see above Foam hands and face paints - you deserve to be ironed out fancy dress - See Jester hats FFS. this list is not exhaustive. Please try and adhere to it and not embarass the club next season. KR Turkish.

'ckin' hell. It's a 16 year old kid writing a blog. Stop getting you knickers in a twist over it.