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I thought you'd be the first to bite. Keep taking the tablets.

How many women and disabled people do you have? You need to cover all bases FFS.

I hated John Fashanu, i am both.

queuing up for a take away when who should walk in but Nicola Cortese!! He went straight to the front of the queue, pushing his way past me. I pulled him up saying "you may be an absolute legend and along with Marcus saved our club but you're not in Verona now son, get to the back of the queue" He replied "step aside my friend, this is my home now, i fully respect your queuing custom and to help celebrate our being top of the league bargain buckets are on me" He bought everyone in KFC their meal and we discussed all manner of things over secret recipe chicken and once we had finished our meals sent all the KFC staff home early and stayed behind to clean the restuarant with the cleaners. TOP TOP MAN.

No, because they are sh*t.

I'm gonna be coming down via train from Harrogate area for this one if any of you norvern monkeys want to buy me a beer on the train.

* Irony alert *

But i am not 18 Boj. When i was a certainly wasn't sitting in on a thursday night watching Newsnight. These days i spend most evenings in the mirror checking my beard and impersonating a guitarist from a slightly above mediocre midlands based rock band.

And why do they respond with "1-0 to the nancy boys" If they find it so cutting.

There are nothing wrong with those quotes at all, stop being hysterical tarts you wierdos.

I am going to change my song that reminds me of you to that anthem for your teenage years "teenage kicks" I am sure they were taking about pub quiz teams and question time.

you go to the pub ONCE a week???!! i can only imagine how much fun you must have!! I'm a little concearned about your comment that you "goto the pub and spend time with friends" Do you mean that you are one of those wierdos that sit in the pub on their own and you see your friends at other times, like when you are seeing your girlfriend? Is this the sort of fun i can only imagine you have? if you get what i mean.....

Give me an example. What fun things do you do when your not on here, reading books or watching question time?

F*Ck me, life on the edge. How is it over there living the dream?

We could sing this and really stir up a hornets nest!! "we hate gays and We hate blacks we dont think blatter should get the sack We are Southampton we hate everyone and our bigotted chants will carry on" Now that really would get Ricky boy excited!!!

I think some of you might be taking football songs a little bit too seriously.

She left in the september mate. Im not sure who has replaced her.

How about the northam and itchen north lean across the segregation meshing waving their hands singing the Beatles, "i wanna hold your hand" do you think they'll still be risking arrest?

Where has Jamie been recently? I've missed him.

Yes, it was a while ago. I think he said something along the lines of "my therapist would have a field day with you" when he was accusing me of hating blacks, asians, gays or some other minority group based on a an avatar or something equally as random. He is very good at telling people what they think.

We could always get a racist and a homophobic one in all in one go.. "muslims think you should die"* * this is clearly a joke, dont be offended and if you are we can shake hands at the end of the thread.

I dont like people that are insecure either, i should have added that. Patheticly needing the approval of others in order to function. Am i hot or not, now you're talking, that was quality internet viewing. Many a stitch up by placing hideous pictures of ladies i knew on there and watch them getting slated. I think we could be friends.

He has let slip in the past that he's needs the services of a therapist. I am sure his narcissistic personality disorder is only one of the many issues they discuss.

He left the American Air Force after Goose died and became a sports agent, a barrister and a Samaruai Warrior, amounst other things.

Me neither. She was fit back in the day. Shame it was a visiting mod and not a local Brighton lad that did it though, they were all off chasing the dragon or playing cock jousting.* * that was a joke, please dont arrest me Rick Burrows for homophobic comments on a football forum