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Why post on it then?

I cracked up seeing all those idiotic Fulham fans stood around applauding the statue unveiling and saying Al Fayed can do what he likes, reminds me of some of the posters on here. Al Fayed comment that "if idiot fans dont understand the gift he gave to the world then can go to hell" was hilarious. He may be mental but he is funny as f*ck! I can imagine that SMS will be a similar sight when the newly named Nicola Cortese Stand in unveiled in July!

Really? Must have been fans of other clubs doing this then.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPZmk1x98Ko

The difference being Barnard has been a good player for us. BWP was not.

:lol: Thats right, football matches aren't won on the pitch anymore, they're won in the directors box. Mental. I see no one has managed to name any other club that sings songs about their chairman in a postive way.

thanks for comfirming, so as a fan base we should be grateful to all sh*t ex players for playing for us, especially ones that earn £7k a week and steal from people who earn £7 an hour. We should also thank them for still being sh*t when they play against us in the future when they leave, It all makes sense now.

Because i had to, no other choice. Dont think i'll bother again, it was bloody awful. Luckily i wasn't there for the food and drink unlike some people and enjoyed the game.

I managed to go downstairs, get a bottle (FFS!!) of Carlsberg, watch the half time scores, have a p*ss and be back in my seat between both whistles. all FACTS. WTF are the bottled beers all about? What happened to the pints? WHo drinks larger our of plastic bottles FFS?

Did you enjoy the game last night? What did you think of Ryan Dicksons performance?

especially when he got booed in the first half, very odd. Probably the same ones that were singing "on the pitch, on the pitch" at the last game of the season and then booed anyone that did. Odd.

Name me one other club that sings songs about their chairman.

Excuse me, this is the place for drama queenism, i am trying to fit in.

I wouldn't slag anyone off that was paying me £7k a week to do f*ck all.

It was most of the ground, why? The bloke is a div.

Ironic considering he was booed at half time. The bloke was sh*t for us a a total cock and sh*t last night. I dont mind giving ex players that were good lads and put a shift in for us but he is one player who definitely should not have been given one.

Dont worry about the injury, i'm sure not having to queue for your pie softed the blow FFS

A ridiculous comparion, totally different sort of player, you cant even compare the two. To play that position you need to exceptional movement, control and mobility to create space for yourself. Le Tiss was able to play there because he was so skillful and his control so good he always apppeared to have time on the ball, which is what they say is the mark of a great player. Lambert would be at his best playing as a traditional centre forward like he did last season, no talk about him being better in another position then was there! The two best players we have for that role are Lallana and Gully, although Lallana is streets ahead in terms of consistancy and ability.

NOt mobile enough for that position.

Dont be horrible Sue, they'll give him a chance, they have an equal opportunities scheme.

I applied but they rejected my application, apparantly i managed to put my name in the right box on the application form, they felt i was over qualified.

I see he is shift manager, If you explain that the reason you are applying for the job is that you see yourself as a younger version of him and see him as an inspiration then maybe he might give you the extra hour here and there, if you dont ask you dont get.

Here you go Mikey, it could be you next. This lad works in the one in Swaythling and is a student, he could be your inspiration and role model. You've got a bit of catching up to do as he has been there 4 years now but within a couple of days i am sure you'll change the fast food industry forever with your business acumen. http://www.thisishampshire.net/news/8171712.City_burger_worker_is_the_best_in_the_UK/

I also did labouring and hod carrying one summer for my mates brother, £10 a day for about 4 weeks, about 16 years ago, f*ck me that was hard work. He was a slave driver, we'd been bumping out concrete blocks all day in 30 degrees of sun up some scaffolding, sweat pouring off us, we stopped of a quick drink and he starts shouting up the scaffold "i'm not paying you two to stand around, get on with some f*cking work" I could have thrown a block onto his f*cking head that day!!!! Good laugh though, meet some right characters and gets you fit and strong for sure. Give that a go mikey, if your pathetic, limp wristed, soft middle class body can handle that, it'll toughen you up lad. Teach you a few lessons that the world dont owe you a living as well when you see a 60 year old bloke who has been laying bricks all his life still grafting for £15 an hour.

I could see you working in Macdonalds. And if anyone takes the p*ss just show them your wad of Big Mac vouchers and gold stars, he who laughs last and all that.