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Oh and another couple of corkers were when we were linked with Darius Vassell and people used his goal scoring record at international level as a reason not to sign him and people saying earlier in th season we would get crowds of 45k in the Premier league because Liverpool do and they aren't very good at the moment.

I find it hilarious that people say Chamberlain is better based on seeing him for 6 months playing league one football. BUt then this is the same forum that said Lambert was better than Torres and should play for England, Saints would beat England and we can sign any player we want and are the most attractive team for a player to join outside of the top4 in the premier league.

Agreed, but you get my point.

One of the many attributes of being a top player in the modern game is pace. however IF Theo just relyed on pace he wouldn't be playing in the premier league and for England. Jonno Quick Forte is supposed to be lightening quick, how many England caps has he got? How many times has he played in the champions league? It always amuses me people who compare international standard players with league one players. You say Theo is inconsistant and his decision making needs to be improved, he is playing a much higher standard of football and against international quality defenders, yet say Chamberlain has got more about him based on him playing in league one against the likes of the mighty Gary Borrowdale at Carlise. I would wager Theos decision making would appear alot better playing against the likes of Garry Borrowdale than the the likes of Ashley Cole. Walcott at his age has already scored a hatrick for England, played in the champions league, scored in a Wembley cup final and played regularly for a team which always finishes in the top 4 of the premier league, no bad for an incosistent player who is only any good because he is quick. If Chamerlain achieves half of that in his whole career he should be very proud.

I dont see what all the fuss is about. He is good, yes but is he good enough to be linked with the likes of Real Madrid and Man United? I dont think so. He may well go on to become a decent premier league player for a midtable club but the next WayRooney, Messi or Ronaldo he is not.

But he has the wisdom of King Solomon.

Managed to secure one of those.

Get rid of the wife and financial security for life? Brings a whole new meaning to killing two birds with one stone.

I am sure Jamie will take your sound, expert advice. I can see glittering future for you in some sort of senior advisory role in the future, maybe on the cabinet advising the prime minister. I am sure you'll have some relative that knew a politician once you can lean on for experience.

IMO football stadiums should be men only clubs.

It's true though not a trick, what do you know about redundancy?

On a serious note take it, that is a f*cking lot and could give you 18 months of a decent lifestyle while you look. I've met a lot of ex forces people who go into sales and are very, very successful, it's my manor chap! Believe me Jamie, there is lots out there, i know you might think it's a gamble but i would guarentee you'd get another decent paid job with 6 months if you tried. I could even put you in touch with people in this area who love ex forces people, if sales is what you wanted to get into.

And that wealth of experience of work, recruitment and redundancy means you are ideally equppied to advise on the subject.

I used to get a juddering in one of my old cars, it happened when i had been on the motorway and then slowed down suddenly like you do when you come off at a slip road, cant remember what caused it, was nothing serious though. I dunno in that case then, it's a bit wierd. My car (Golf TDI) feels like the tyres are under inflated even when they are not as well, also get a lot of road noise, Peter Coopers looked at it when i got it serviced a few weeks ago and said no problems. It's booked in to have new break pads fitted soon, my mate reckons it might be because the break pads are old and fluid low so might be that break pads are sticking on beacuse of this.

Have you been stalking me BTF?

might be the tracking mate, i went through 2 rear driver side tyres in about 6 months and it was because the tracking was all over the shop, get them to check it when you take it in.

One thing is for sure, if he isn't brilliant on saturday some will be on his back straight away.

Lets hope the people he does them with dont get the same advice.

He probably knows you dont really believe it though, kids are very perceptive.

hmm, might need to raise my age threashold a little bit.

there is always http://www.plentyoffish.com/ if you just want to get your willy wet of course, most of them will be single mothers, even if they haven't admitted it.

Will you not have ruined it for him before he's got there by telling him how sh*t we are and are probably going to lose today?

thanks, i know.

That wealth of child rasing experience you have makes you suitably qualified to advise someone how to bring his children up doesn't it.

Personally should i be back on the market, i would only consider women with kids for that reason. It would mean more free time for you. Rather than the new bird being needy. insecure and a pain the arse that most single women generally are, wanting to spend all her time with you she'd have something else to occupy her time with leaving you free to have the best of a both worlds. Space to do the things you enjoy and spend time with your mates but also get to spend time with them as and when you want to. I would probably only a want a woman with one child though as anymore than that and it's hard work trying to be nice to them both and expensive going places and if there is more than one kid with more than one dad that is definitiely out as the girl is obviously stupid.