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Must be all the advice he gets from his mates https://indianexpress.com/article/world/donald-trump-golf-club-bleach-cure-cancer-covid-andreas-kalcker-9968995/

The fact that since Leicester scored their last league goal at home, Southampton have sacked a manager, appointed an interim, appointed a permanent replacement, sacked the permanent replacement and re-appointed the interim from earlier. we all know what happens here then

He’s hiding from me after getting ironed out all week

Hollywood has done it for years pal

What if I were to tell you He/she/them has applied to be a member of the CoT 25-2027 🤔🤔🤔🤔

You’d be a bit messed up if someone with the same name as you befriended you then stole your identity and ripped off your mates

“Dave” from TUI remains an all time great with his various characters big Chris and the road crew st Helen’s guy who went shopping to Tescos on a Sunday morning tolerate me And of course DoC the all time winner

and why was he brilliant? Did the simple stuff well. A good goalkeeper, two good centre backs, got the players fitter than we've been apart from possibly under Pochetino, made us hard to beat and we had a two strikers who could score goals, Beattie and Phillips. Phillips was a big signing for us in the those days and although didn't score a bucket load he was a very good player and think he got 12-15 both seasons he was here. Beattie was big, strong, powerful, not techinically great so the hipsters wouldn't him these days but a handful. No messing around with philosophies and trying to be clever, make us hard to beat and bring in a bit of quality and guess what? It worked.

Labour seem to have more swings than Tiger Woods

looks about 16, Physics graduate in 2019 , used to be a software engineer. Lists his skills as football and soccer which is a worry

i was being facetious, but Lib dems seems to be very strange where they have a lot of voters but no one knows anyone who is one. Apart from SOGs mate of course.

does anyone vote for them?

I think back and wonder if the Livramento signing was the catalyst behind the disaster of the 2022 windows. Having signed him and put him straight in the first team where he settled straight away did the club think they had struck gold and that everyone would do the same? I know common sense tells you that is not going to be the case but since when has common sense ever been a factor as this club when we constantly try and reinvent the way football clubs are run?

They do Vote Reform for racism Vote Tory for self serving, right wing scum who hate everyone apart from their rich mates Vote Labour - lovely people who really care deeply about every individual person

I’m vegan until lunch time, I don’t eat breakfast and have black coffee until 12.

He did as well I forgot about that one another fairytale 😂😂😂

It’s a warm day and the water bottles are out! Loads of people walking sipping water from expensive bottles with build in straws. How did we survive 40 years ago without them, people must have been dying on every street corner from dehydration

Get a point you useless pricks get a point you useless pricks so we’re not the worst team ever get a point you useless pricks tune - I’ve got a shed that’s bigger than this

I’ve put it in an open letter

The other team had something to play for at least this is two of the worst ever teams to play in the division both already relegated with nothing at stake whatsoever apart from us needing a point to avoid being the joint shittest team of all time. Even if we needed a point to avoid being the worst it would at least have some meaning. At least we’ll get to see what happens when a a stoppable force meets a moveable object I guess

Surely a contender for the most pointless top flight game ever?

We can’t judge him for 5 years, surely?