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Who wants someone called Keiffer anyway? its like Mark with a C People call Guy People called Troy always wankers

You do know the girls you’re referring who will be dressed like that tonight are mostly under 12, right?

When did it become a thing? When I was a kid bonfire night was much bigger. There were hundreds of kids wondering around today, our gym doing a Halloween party.

Its hilarious isn't it. The constant references to people he doesn't like, the constant watching things he disagrees with, the endless moaning about how terrible everything is, it's really highly amusing that someone would dedicate so much time to something they dont like.

Yeo other clubs don’t seem interested to have any bother selling their dross to us. There must be a couple of other clubs out there like us that we can see coming

Excuse me

also got scooped by 4 hours 😉

no we didn't we signed him in the summer and he made his debut in the league cup game the following week We signed Fonte in the January, along with Puncheon and Lee Barnard, think we also got a couple of loans in.

i dont know if you were there saturday or not but after that sub everything went to shit. We'd done alright up until then, although Blackburn had a couple of chances we'd missed 2 1 v 1s, had a goal disallowed and Scienza was head and shoulders the best player on the pitch. Once he came off no one had a clue where they were meant to be, all attacking threat was gone and you were just waiting for Blackburn to equalise and once they did the winner was inevitable. The worst bit of it all is Blackburn were absolutely shit, they offered nothing until we simply handed them the three points. We had 4 centre backs and 6 defenders on the pitch one striker, it was beyond ridiculous. Then to see Bragg come on without even a number of his shirt just showed what a shitshow it was. That's why im not defending Still, missed chances, individual errors i get but to make a sub which was so baffelling and cost us the game tells me it's not just the players

there is one, mixed race girl, trouble is you can never get to speak to her because there's always some old boy at the bar chewing her ear off.

Yes i have a shop in a small village in Kent.

My user name has been a trick to fool the authorities into thinking i'm named after a character from Snatch, when i fact im a Syrian refugee who came here via Turkey.

Did you know you’ve got more chance of being part of the busiest shipping lane in the world as a British person than an illegal immigrant?

Did you know you’re more likely to abused by an Englishman on a football forum than an illegal immigrant?

Course it was, when do they ever give any credit to the CoT? most CoT members post on other forums now and you can see why!

Remember arsenal were called the invincibles? Maybe we need a nickname like that. The Incapables, perhaps?

i think it's hilarious. We've regularly put out a bench which cost 60m, with players who have played for England, Ireland, Scotland, Denmark and the US, plus many premier league games between them but we couldn't possibly expect any better than where we are 😂

All those spouting the shit about not needing experience of the championship have been silenced. I was quite positive about getting Will Still everything said he was a bit of a coup for us but there has been nothing and i mean nothing to suggest he is anywhere near as good as his reputation. We need to bring a strong leader in, someone who can galvanise the squad a lift them up, not a steady, young coach like Still. It hasn't worked and neither have any of their other appointments. If they sack him and go for another ridiculous gamble then they will never learn.

Shit show of players? Do explain

but, but, but youre more likely to be assaulted on you doorstep by a British person

Have you all signed the petition? This should apply to blokes as well, we have the right to this time off too why should it only be women? Men have periods too

More articles from the Guardian slagging the government off?

DId you know you're more likely to be stabbed by a British person than an illegal immigrant?

Even in our championship relegation season 2008/09 when we eventually ended up in administration, we're playing a team of kids and free transfers we had won more games by this point in the season. These days we have a bench with 60m worth of players on it.