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No more of a look in than Rickie Lambert playing for england.

BUt then with the training, diet and technology available today would they be? That is a whole different issue.

turn it in Stu, you fat, smelly c*nt, everyone know your endless tales of philandering are bull****. You are seen as the fat, slightly funny joke figure in the pub who all women consider a mate and when they get f*cked out of their heads think it might work because you are a nice bloke adn get a few sympathy ****s because they all know how **** you are with birds and they feel guilty about it. But when your stinky, fat body has been anywhere near them they soon realise they could never fancy you and it was a mistake they have made and never do it again.

No tossing the caber then?

No pigeon racing or walking your whippet?

If she cant be arsed to sit on a train for an hour this early into the 'relationship' to see you then it aint going to last. I give it a month tops, she is probably being f*cked by someone else sunday anyway.

has she never heard of trains?

if some bloke that you faniced chats you up tonight would you put out?

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lack of desire or lack of availability?

Exactly, i cant believe i have seen posts on here stating that, someone once even put a players FM stats on here that we were linked with, embarassing.

We all seem to be ITK when it comes to who we want to sign, the 'we should sign Neil Danns' bandwagon seems to grow by the second, how many of you lot have actually seen him play? I've only seen him a couple of times and he looks decent but dont know enough about him to to say if he is going to be a great signing or not. Same could be said for Fonte & Rickie Lambert, i dont think i'd ever seen Fonte play when he joined us and Lambert once, against us in the cup. Butterfield on the other hand i know a bit about and have seen him on numerous occasions over the years and know he is a good, solid but unspectacular pro and a very good signing. I just wonder how often the we should sign, him, him and him, bandwagon is based on knowledge of the player or speculation and hearsay.

Sounds a bit like James Beattie.

any sh*gging?

I have amended.

You going to the Magnum club?

Any sha*ging?

£80k a week wasn't it? Utter madness, that alone is reason why he will not be joining us.

maybe not, but in general it tends to be the way these signings work out. I dont think it'll happen anyway, i am amazed PL and CCC are not queuing up to sign him. Chapel End Charlie wont want him anyway, he is over 30.

these signing often have the tendancy to f*** up as well, player comes in on big money with a massive ego, thinks he is above the team and the level and never quite does it.

She is amazing, really really sexy, BBC1 Breakfast has never been the same since i could watch her on it.

Why in that case is Rod Laver rated by many as the best of all time? And when he does win something then he can be described as excellent, until then he is not in the same league as the others.

the irony in that post is overwhelming.

Yet despite him being by your own admission, 'unproven' in yours eyes he is the next rooney and warrants a place in the team ahead of someone who you acknowledge is a decent CCC player?

I know what you mean but I really dont have a problem with Spurs, i used too, but that was due to their fans being deluded, i think most are more realistic now.