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Did the whale steal a camera, a leather jacket and a pair of raybans?

Southampton Slayers? Southampton Strikers? i Quite like that. got to move with the times, your journey is not what is behind you, but the road in front of you. The future is Southampton Strikers.

None. Everyone will snap their cruciates in the first game or training and our lack of cover will be exposed.

Just like Bale, Walcott, Surman? They have to break into the team sooner or later, i dont know much about Mcniesh and only seen him against Southend last game but AP seems to like him, but no one knew much about Bale when he broke into th side. I'd have thought on the bench behind Hammond and Schneiderlin was the ideal way to break into the first team?

had a couple of wholemill rolls for lunch and when you cut into them they alwasy remind me of Zippy from rainbow. Obviously glue always reminds me of spunk. Any others?

Some will still complain, if we signed Kaka people would complain it wasn't Messi, that he should have been signed earlier in the summer to give him a full pre season and we dont have adequate cover for him if he gets injured as Hammond is clearly not as good.

Its not just goals, our whole game plan revolves around Lambert, we were ****e at Gillingham without him because Barnard and Connolly are different type of strikers to RL. AP wants back up so we can play that way if RL is injured or suspended.

League goals Lambert 31 Barnard 24 Lallana 15 Plus hopefuly a fit Connolly this season. Most clubs wish they were that short of fire power.

I think that expression is a load of bollo*ks anyway, i remember when Strachan was manager people were saying we needed a 'creative guy' we had at that time Anders Svenson, Matt Oakley, Fernandes and pahars when fit who could all be considered that. A lot is to do with the way the team is set up to play, Strachans teams here were set up to be water tight defensively, (best defensive record in the league outside of the top 4 2003 season i believe). what we needed ws a goal scoring midfielder, which is why i cant believe we never moved for Tim Cahill, £2m at the time an absolute steal. This team has Puncheon, lallana & Schniderlin who could be considered creative players. 3 good strikers and a goal scoring midfielder in lallana, all we need is to complete the squad is players as cover or to put pressure on those in possession of the shirt, on CM, one RM and one cover for Lambert. The first XI is the best in the league.

But Antonio and Papa were on loan, its not a case of failing to keep them. If Lambert, lallana, Fonte, Schneiderlin had left, then we would have failed to have kept them. All our main players are still here, we have added quality in our weakest position and can still put out the team that beat Huddersfield 5-0plus a better right back. Why are you and CEC the only ones that are underwhelmed?

For me i did a bit of labouring on a building site for a while when i needed some cash and was out of work for a bit, £6 an hour to break up wooden pallets, carry bits of plasterboard around in the ****ty cold weather, a cleaning up after the trades, working like a dog and being reminded the Poles do it for half the money every 5 minutes getting up at 5.45 every day for a 7.30 start etc. So **** that i got offered a job hod carrying and saw that as a promotion. To be fair i didn't mind hod carrying, not a great job but had a bit of a laugh, site agent was a c*nt though, one day was about 30 degrees and had bumping out blocks for a hour and a half, stopped for a drink, sweating pooring off me, and he shouts up the scaffold 'what a you doing stood around for? Get on with some f*cking work' cheeky c*nt. Glad to be back in sales

This, spot on.

Why?

Do you sometimes wake up during the night covered in sex ****?

thats a good idea, spot the poster by the picture of the c*ck. We could get the girls to guess who is who from their **** shots.

Have you ever cried over it?

Maybe we should try this in the animal world? Get Lions ****ed up and they probably end up ****ging Hyenas, maybe that is what Pandas' need to get themselves at it, give a female one a couple of jagerbombs and she'll be getting pounded all night by anything that moves, we'll be overrun with the ****ers in a couple of years.

I think that word just about sums you up Stu.

No, we should win every game 10-0. Anything less is faliure.

Ask Charlton fans if the most important thing is how you start the season. Top after 6 games, failed in the play offs, obvously that doens't matter as they re still celebrating winning the league in September.

No it isn't, its our performance over 46 games, if we lose the first five and win all others then how we started is irrelevant. Its nice and helpful to get off to a good start but if we dont it's not the end of the world. You win nothing at Christmas, look at Leeds, you'd have put your mortagage on them winning the division after they were so far top and won at Old Trafford. They started better but Norwich were superior over 46 games.

Not true, i have an aquantiance who is the most boring man you could possibly wish to meet, he is never bored as he is forever tinkering with electrical devices or going out for a drive, his sole conversation revolves around his tinkering and driving, with endless tales of how he overtook someone on a roundabout, or sucessfully managed to rewire a speaker, or even more hilariously, this guy who has only ever had one girlfriend in his life and was known as a total faliure with the ladies and a total groper and perve has now reinvented himself as the Russell Brand of Southampton who if he hasn't ****ged it, turned it down.

The transfer window doesn't shut until the 31st, is any players signed after the 7th irelevant?

I agree, i think our first XI is better than yours, but your squad, on paper, is better. However, we have a number of young players in ours just breaking through, Martin, Oxlaide-Chamberlain, Mcneish, Mills who will be squad players but if they come of age this season then we are stronger.