Turkish

Charlton manager said the other day he needs 8 players just to be competitive, they have lost their best players, Shelvey, Bailey, richardson, i dont see them as a threat. Sheffield wednesday and Peterborough are not as good as Leeds and Norwich.

Why? We have not one but two decent right backs, we had none last season, we have the best left back in the divison last season. We have shed a lot of the dead wood and older players to free up space the squad for emerging youngesters like Martin,Oxlainde-Chamberlain and Mcneish, we have kept all our 'star' players. The only place we are lacking cover for RL, which we didn't have last season, an additional CM, which we didn't have last season and a replacement for Antonio & Waigo, defence is stronger, attack is as was, midfielder weaker by one player, by none if Holmes or Oxlainde Chamberlain are earmarked for have a bigger role this season, either way hardly significantly weaker,

the top 3 will be us, Huddersfield, Sheff Wed, not sure of the order though.

for picking spots and scabs.

My brother (stupidly) payed a load of 'travellers' £150 to tarmac his drive, (apparantly they had some left over after doing a drive down the road ) suffice to say it was not a job well done :lol:

for scratching your fanny (female)

so you can rub the silver bit off scratch cards if you dont have a coin handy

to bite when you are nervous and to help spot dirty people who dont wash properly.

and because he is a fat, useless c*nt.

I have to pay to park outside my own house, that is even more scandelous, as i work from home then i have to pay to park at work, bloody council.

He hasn't won anything that matters then, what has he won? Queens? that is like Chelsea winning the charity shield, a nice to have but means FA.

I didn't say he wasn't good, but he has never won anything, to be considered excellent then surely titles ae the benchmark of this? If Murray goes his whole career without winning anything will he be remember of as a great, like Samprass, Nadal, Feder etc? No, he'll be remembered as yet another Tim Henman, a nearly man never quite up to it.

I dont agree, Feder and Nadal are excellent, as was Samprass, Borg, they actually won things, Murray hasn't. Its like arguing someone is a really great salesman that has never made a sale, the argument that 'well i've got close a few times' doesn't quite wash does it.

How can she possibly be angry that her husband works full time? Surely she'd have more to moan about if he sat at home on his arse all day?A dog she chose to buy, a nanny she chose to have because of the career she wont give up to be a full time mum. I notice she never moaned about having to go abroad for work, just all stuff at home.

Good Lord, what an utter c*nt of a woman! I particuarly liked the fact she got angry because she couldn't find her dress for a work function she was attending and had to by a replacement, then that her husband lecturers her on not wasting money, presumably if wasn't such a f*ck wit and didn't lose her clothes she wouldn't have to waste money on replacements? And that she rates her anger 8/10 for not speaking to people she claims to love, well if you love them that much?? She needs a good kick up the c*nt. Female lifestyle columnists are whinging banshees, bar none.

Yes, your point being?

What he said, although another central midfielder wouldn't go amiss.

I want that job, what is your job title? For a while Carole Malone, who used to write a column in the sunday mirror was on my death list, not seen her for a while though. There are more than enough knob head jounalists to go round.

Newcastle 6-1 defeat at Leyton Orient in last seasons per season damaged their promotion hopes didn't it. If you read Pardews post match comments he says the pre season was designed to start with two tough games so the players realise the reality of where we are, interesting tactic, guess to stop players going into the season thinking they are the new Barcelona but in reality one of 3 or 4 decent sides in the third tier of English football.

Why watch programmes presented by some no mark or some sh*t ITV drama when i can throw things at the telly and shout 'shut up you stupid c*nt' every thirty seconds?

Totally different players, Barnard is good but not in the same mould as RL, we couldn't play like we do with Barnard and Conolly up front, we need a big strong striker as cover in case RL needs a rest or gets injured we were lucky last season he didn't.

He just ****es me off, Gavin and Stacey was good, not side spiltting, but as much a story as a comedy. Everything else he has done has been chringing, his world cup show was embarassingly bad, his gameshow is only funny because of Freddie Flintoff and the other guests, i just dont get the national obsession with a fat guy who has made a living from comedy when he is no funnier than the average pub comedian, if he wasn't fat, would he be as famous?

The only 'celebrity' chefs that i like are James Martin and Simon Rimmer (?) off something for the weekend, they seem like proper decent down to earth blokes you could have a laugh with and seem just normal guys. The rest of them just seem like bellends who have jumped on the 'cooking for men is cool' bandwagon, especially that c*nt, Wallace, the classic example of this. Jamie Oliver just irks me, trying to be all ****ney when we all know he is a posh suburbs boy, rumour has it when he started out half of the recipes he used weren't even his.

I think i was about 24 when i started thinking that too!! Ended up prefering a friday night in my local where i could hear my mates talk and choose the music on the juke box! Went to Oceanas a few months ago and felt so old, went out in town after last game of the season and enjoyed it, still like the odd night out in town but they are an excpetion now rather than the old days of thursday-sunday nights, with the only gap between the drinking on a saturday being 3-5pm on a saturday when i was at the Dell/SMS!

and your contribution to this forum is side splitting.