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You can fly to Marrekesh from Bristol on a saturday, dont need to worry about all inclusive as you can eat in the square for £3 each every night, i kid you not, plus its cheap for everything else and a lot cooler than Benidorm & Marmaris where has been suggested.

I dont think that would happen, it'd be totally out of character for anyone on here to find things to moan about.

would you ever buy anything from there? Now i know you can pick up the odd second hand bargain off of ebay and from charity shops, i even give my old clothes to the Cancer place in Portswood but could not bear the thought of wearing something another man has been sweating in. In fact i find it quite repulsive. If you had only a fiver and could buy a second hand Boss t-shirt from Help the Aged or a plain one from Primark what would you choose? It'd be Primark every day for me, simply because i'd know no dirty, smell c*** had worn it before me. What about you lot?

Fat people smell more, its a fact. I once heard a revolting story from my ex's sister who is a nurse. A fat woman went into hospital with a big black spot on her stomach area. She was worried what it was so went to the hopsital. Turns out that was so fat, when she bathed she couldn't get between the flaps of flab on her stomach to clean there. The black spot/ball/lump was in fact a build of of dirt and other s*** which had built up over time. So Stu, make sure your arm pits aren't the only area you clense properly. Also dont forget your penis, although you dont see it much these days it still needs to be cleaned to avoid stinking out the pub toliets when you go for a **** with sickening, dirty c*** smell. BTW, i am surprised you didn't realise that washing you flabby pits with soap would stop you smelling?

losing weight will help, fat people generally smell so there is nothing wrong with you from that point of view.

then they should be ousted from society, made to live in city dumps with bells round their necks warning of their presence.

if crime has dropped how come prisions are at an all time high population and twice what they were 15 years ago?

these are ones i am in love with and would consider , taking out to dinner, let them come to SMS with me, or even watching slum dog millionaire with, if that is what they wanted to do. Yours?

**** organisation, they know that if a bird is being treated cruelly, its deserved.

7 were hookers apparantly, got a blow by blow account last night. China was dry, didn't bag at all over there, Australia good & New Zealand good too. Anyway, what about this kind of club opening in Soton?

a mate from my old job has just got back from 6 months travelling, nailed 31 different birds whilst away, 20 of which were in Thailand, not bad effort. Apparantly he used to go to a club out there where no local men where allowed, only local women and foreigners. The place was supposed to jammed with fit Thai birds every night all desperate for European/Yank c***. Firstly, when are we off there and secondly and more importantly, what would you c**** do if they opened a club in Southampton where no local men where allowed, only local birds and blokes off the ships, foreigners, immigrants etc?

lets go to so **** little northern town, full of fat ****s and scruffs, somewhere like Filey, you lot would fit right in and leave me to clean up with the one or two normal looking birds.

the spunk from my balls, into a birds mouth.

There is pattern forming, dumped by bird with boyfriend, begged for her back, now mysteriously split again, now the skate who dumped him is back on the scene. MUG, sums it up.

A plane crash, not a plane.

She must be horrific, that bad that she cant get any better than you.

You mean, one with boyfriend dumped you again? Anyway dont worry fatty, move in with bird will only put out once for you anyway, no dilema.

You cant doubt the towel, place mats, colgate and lean mean grilling machine story though. That is proof he is off.

We could get a Stone Island jump suit for Stu.

You can still be bald and attractive, like Jason Statham, how many fat people are attractive? A lot of fat ****ers, need someone to stood behind them to catch their bum when they take off their trousers.

Thats a digusting thing to say, especially by a moderator. I am not going to call you a Mod, as they were cool, what you have just said is not.

Nah, to much effort for me mate!

obviously you or you wouldn't be posting this.

both wrong, Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash.

cant he just do what Mel Gibson used to do in Leathal Weapon and bang it against a door or something to put it back in? Be back playing in no time.