Turkish

Very much This.

You shouldn't be going anyway, that is a boys day out. Don't be so selfish and deny a decent lad a ticket, stay at home with a a box of chocolates and a Dirty Dancing DVD FFS.

I am assuming this post is a joke, right?

You are forgetting one thing. If we want to leave everything to the last minute we will, we are Southampton, we do what we want.

Sounds to me like she rules you. Sort it out son.

easily pleased then....

She should have listed getting poled as one of your hobbies then as you are in the early stages of a realtionship. If your boyfriend is indeed fullfilling all your desires of course.......

Hey Georgie, i wondered where you had been hiding. You still single?

my mate text me it last night not sure where he heard it, told him he was a deluded c*nt of course.

Please can we stop the bus "gags" now, they are incredibly tedious.

Muay thai- where do you do this?

Personally i find Deppos humour quite irritating. Yes he could be funny sometimes and even his comments taking the p*ss out of me amused me at times, but constant spamming of threads with stupid comments started to grate a bit, but it's a football forum FFS, if you dont like it just ignore it. People that run to the mods reporting posts really need to have a word with themselves.

There's no finer education than at the university of life fella.

If you didn't take your bird to football you would halve your outing goings immediately. Not only should women not go to football as there is no place for them, in your case there is even more reason not to allow her as it's a significant cost saving measure. Buy her a new iron and ironing board as compensation and tell her she can look forward to saturdays watching her Friends boxsets while you are out at the football.

You are 18 Griffo, your life should involve nothing more than drinking, football, slamming birds and going to gigs. This is the only acceptabl behaviour for an 18 year old.

Thierry Henry, wants to finish his career in England, we are interested apparantly.

So you've gone from stacking shelves to sweeping up behind cameramen?

word is we are one of three clubs interested in Thierry Henry, who wants to finish his career in England. You heard it here first people.

I've seen this mentioned a few times now, is it any good?

with or out of?

The sure idiocy on here means it'll take a lot to beat this forum. I dont mean this board, which can can be okay and interesting if not a lot holier than thou most of the time, but the main one. 18 pages of people making mock ups of what the new kit could like for example, defies belief. SOme of the rumours have me in stitches and the sheer lack of football knowledge and reality on there never ceases to amaze me, hence this site is compulsive membership. The UI tends to have more realistic posters football wise and more people that know what they talk about so from that point of view then that is better. Could i live without both? definitely, do i want to? No way!!

It seems many of you dont have any but i am sure some of you do. What do you do when you are not obsessing about Saints? I've recently got a new job, i wouldn't say it's an interest as such but it is a definite career jump and will involve a lot of client entertainment in the future so that will take up a lot of my time, to be fair i enjoy entertaining so not a bad thing to do really taking punters out for meals, drinks, strippers etc. I also enjoy the gym, playing 5 a side, Krav Maga, going for the odd pint here and there, photography, started playing golf and clothes shopping probably take up most of my time these days. What do you lot do when you are not panicing over the release date of season tickets, worrying about if the new kit has thin stripes or thick ones and dreaming of which unrealistic player we are going to believe totally fatuous rumours and speculation about joining us?

With a pair of reebok classics?

and could some of you, mods included do with lightening up a bit? Discuss....

I disagree with your comments and dont really see what is wrong with what Dune has said, he is simply stating a fact. 5 years ago when i was out of work for a while i worked on a building site doing hod carrrying and it was a well known fact that the eastern european labourers would work for around £30-£40 an hour a day less than English labourers. Firstly because a lot of it was cash in hand and secondly because they were single blokes living with their mates in a shared house. Now compare that to the English hod carrier supporting a wife and 2 kids on £12 an hour and the Polish lads had a lot more disposable income than him even though they earnt less doing the same job. The polish lads were quite happy working cash in hand for less. I know you liberal elitiest wont like it and will be offended for the Poles, but they didn't mind one bit.