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bet he isn't moaning about the installment plan....

i'd probably let her give me a blow job.

Hard not to up the Hampshire club when all the posh ****s are wondering around the bar bleating on about it. All a bunch of lemons.

I like this fantasy. I've often thought about doing that to someones face.

They make good goalposts as well.

I think it is simply the case that as the incident wasn't on club property the club either aren't interested or feel that the courts have dealt with the issue enough with jail terms and 6 years bans from every ground in the country..

I think Stu should go on there, he is a ideal fit for an episode. It'd be great telly.

I thought you were going to a family party with bird who has just finished with boyfriend? Why are you online you sad ****?

If you were seeing a bird and had discussed moving in together, adopting her kids and going back on all your priciples of taking a child to footall as well as generally planing the rest of your life with a bird you had only know briefly. What would you think if you were dumped by text only two days after spending your first night together? Discuss.

How about this one then? 'Saintrobbie' appears to be desperate to see them banned for life.

I am not surprised at Netball, another **** sport. Did they not invent Baseball? I know its big in Cuba, maybe it came from there?

yes you did.

Shouldn't you be ****ging? I thought this other bird was coming round? Or do you mean she was uploading some more pictures onto facebook for you to w*nk over? Yes, i will confirm she is quite fit, the pictures he showed me were relatively impressive, given what Stu looks like. Although she has a horrendous pair of shorts on, so at least their standard of dress and style are on a par.

They have already been banned by the courts, for 6 years. If the courts which were hell bent on making examples of this lot didn't see fit to impose bans longer than 6 years, 6 years being the minimum ban for a football realted offence when prison sentance is imposed, the maximum is 10, then why would the club? In any case the incident didn't happen inside the ground, or even on club land so why would they ban them for life?

How devestated would you be if you found out your bird was cheating on you with Romseys friendly buddah? I honestly dont think i could stand the shame, i'd probably go into exile for a few years. Imgaine what a state her incumbent must be though if she sees Stu as a trade up.

Amen to that, baseball, a glorified form of rounders which is a sport for kids who weren't good enough to play football or cricket. American Football, just a **** game and Basketball is just utter nonsense.

Tennis is one, played by toffs who are up their own arse, check out the members of tennis bit of the hampshire tennis and health club for an example, all the blokes think they are something special with birds in tow, admitedly some are quite fit but i dont want to play sport with my women, sport and women should be kept seperate. Badminton is out too, any man that plays a game which involves playing with a **** has got to be questionable. Hockey is a bit of a nancy boys sport. Any others?

is it me or is it a really **** game played by Toffs. I am a member of Hampshire Tennis and Health club and all the tennis members there seem to be absolute bell ends, to be fair some of the posh female players would probably get it but they are all so up their own arse. As for the crowd at Wimbledon, well its nothing short of embarassing, middle class people trying to be crazy. All of the players seem like idiots too, Andy Murray being casing point. Going back to when i was a kid at least John Mcenroe, Jimmy Connors, Andre Aggassi etc had a bit of character, these days they are all boring ****s. All that apart though, its just generally a **** sport.

sat on facebook cracking one out over her pictures imo.

Only two days after you had supposedly been up pounding her all night. Prehaps you are not so good in the sack afterall.

She is not ginger, who ever heard of a ginger kitchen sink?? Although chinky with ginger/blonde streaks would get the pulse racing.

Obviously any bird with ginger kid deserves at best the spiderman treatment, or at worst, complete isolation

thanks for all your words of advice, i'll report back on 'barrys' weekend findings. Last time i spoke to him he was going down to the school to wait outside the gates and check what time she leaves, if this guy is with her then he knows something is going on as 'julie' is not attending this course and he has asked her to find out who else is going on it.

bet you're not moaning now

Superb book.