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no, but they both seem more intelligent.

WOuld this be the one you had planned to move in with and adopt her kids? Oh and being "dumped" by your own admission earlier today, is not mutual consent.

Milburn day today is a personal favourite.

Whats your record guys? Mine is once, when i was about 14 at school. I could compare my love life to being a boxer, couple of minor defeats as an amateur (ie school boy) which you learn from but when i turned pro have a proud undefeated record including a few KO's. How about you guys?

Your feet aren't big enough to hold your body up, its a wonder you dont topple over.

I've corrected it for you.

It sounds to me like the only time his 'girlfriend' was with him was when she need a drink, after he'd splashed the cash she f***** off to her other mates and left Stu to stand on his own like a lemon returning when her class was empty. Also Stu says he was sober, she he obviously drove. So he picked her up, droppeed her off and bought her drinks all night and she hardly spoke to him. The truth is starting to reveal itself.

It would seem 'Barry' was right to be suspicious, she returned last night all angry and flustered and when going through the washing this morning 'Barry' found some stained lingere which he had never seen before so he checked his wifes bag and in there were some condoms. He doesn't buy the excuse that 'it was her friends' what do you think?

By the sound of it, she was probably off getting her slot filled with love glue by some proper chap rather than the boring **** she was with who spent all night on his phone.

Its not as easy as that when you are 3 months into a 12 month non cancellable membership.

Not that immese if you spent the whole night on TSF and facebook??? Sounds like a fruitcake, best of without a bird who one minute claims to love you the next is dumping you. If your happy with that though.....

Dont worry about that, Steveo likes married women, he could take her off your hands in a bit of a Plymouth nightclub type way......

What i dont understand is, if you were at these parties and smashing the granny out of her all weekend, why were you on facebook updating your status and posting on here saturday night? Oh BTW, what time did the dumping happen? Before she left or after?

Good idea, there is mileage in this for a business Stu, online dating site which is blind date, only trouble is they already know Georgie is quite fit, so she is the only one that doesn't know what she is getting herself into.

okay, stupid.

Yes you are.

Be like smashing a two inch nail in with a sledgehammer.

and stupid.

Do you think its because he rests his gut on their bum when doing it from behind? That would put you off surely?

After being dumped? And you like a little lap dog said yes i bet.

he needs some advice on this one. He seems to have no problem pulling women on the face of it, at one point he had three on the go at once and were all fairly attractive considering he looks like an older scruffier version of Augustus Gloop from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. His problem is once they get beyond the fat, mildly amusing facade and get down to business of ****ging he only ever gets one shot at it as they always dump him straight after the first time. He says he is amazing in bed so it cant be down to his ability in the sack and women find him funny and charming, he says. Where do you think he is going wrong?

Dont worry Stu, women find you funny, cool and what with you being imense in the sack even your ex's always come back wanting more :lol::lol:

Dumped twice in three days Got dumped twice in three d-a-ys Fat useless **** Stu He got dumped twice in three days

Dumped twice in three days He got dumped twice in three days... Fat useless **** Stu he got dumped twice in three days.. :lol::lol::lol:

Interesting and something i forgot was that before administration he offered to put £2m into the club if Lowe and Wilde matched it, they refused. We would never have gone into administration if they too had put their money where thier mouth was. Also sums up what SFC means to him that he said he put the £500k for exclusivity in because he couldn't have it on his consience that he could have done something to save us, he didn't want fans asking him why didn't he do something. Only one out of that lot that actually cared about the club and the fans, not their own agenda.