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When is the right time to start discussing moving in together and adopting each others children? Is it when you the relationship is solid and ongoing or before you have even started going out with each other?

Moving in? Adopting kids? That is not discussing realtionship behaviour, that is psycho, Fatal Attraction behaviour. If i started seeing a bird and they started talkinglike that before we'd even started courting they'd be down the road. Mind you, in your case, beggers cant be choosers.

Stop trying to deflect the attention from your transgressions. Its game over for you love, might bump into you in town one day wearing your Pompey shirt with Pompey 4 Eva on the back.

You are ****ing wierd. Talking about moving in together and adopting the girls kid when you aren't even 'courting' yet. Are you getting to that i'm 30 and left on the self paranoia, hence the reason you keep trying to convince everyone that all the girls love you?

okay then Skate sympathiser. I think Stu did the right thing to be honest, you have been tainted, no self respecting saints fan will go within 100 feet of you now.

how did you find out?

Who did he support? And if he prefers them to us then he is in my book. YOU SKATE LOVER

Thats not fair, he is not that good.

Look outside your bedroom window tonight, you'll see some rustling in the bushes, look closely and you'll see a figure dressed all in black with a balaclava on....

Dont get carried away, girls between Fareham and Chichester are off limits. I hope you are not talking about your ex? and i hope if you are you have been, err, how do i put it, 'tested' if he was frattonisising with that type of clunge.

You are. Trust, me you are prettier than that.

Are you sure they dont think you are bent and see you more as a hag fag?

Okay tubby, i've got a fool proof chat up line which never fails regardless of how fit the woman is, how out of your league they may be. It always works, they are always putty in your hands and you can always get them in bed. It goes..... 'er excuse me love, can i ask your opinion on something please? Does this drink taste funny to you?'

Get used to it, even if you look like Megan Fox, within six months of starting a relationship any red blooded man would rather slot one in the local boozers bike than the same bit of meat he has been pounding everynight, apart from when they dont have a headache, time of the month, too tired etc. The ones that dont, cant. Fact.

might be the same problem as i have, not that anyone has every cheated on me, but if they did it is because i am so far out of their league it made them insecure and unattractive with me being so much better than them so they cheated to make themselves feel better, with a lesser mortal, just so for once they were more attractive, stylish, charming, funnier, charismatic etc than what they are used too.

Stop pandering to Stu. He is a fat ****.

nice eyes nice smile nice legs confidence good sense of humour likes football enough so she doesn't moan about it being on but doesn't trying to talking to you about it or want to come with you Showers at least once a day Looks after themselves but not obbsessed with their apperance Doesn't have a fanny like a wizards sleeve

I just look over and over again at your pictures, wishing i was like you.

hmmm, you really need to get a grip...

hmmm, thats a bit harsh, if my memory is correct he inherited an aging team and was told to reduce the wage bill?? and if only we'd been able to keep that 89/90 team together......

It does but no wand is any good if the girl has a wizards sleeve.

and it went so well that you just HAD to log onto here before going to bed??

I am a pisces. I cried at the Lion King and like flowers and kittens, are you moist yet??

Look up the thread Pal, saint B was ****ing herself at some of my gags, in your face...

Sod that, i'd rather do trial and error, much more fun.