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Did he have trouble getting his words out properly? That is usually a tell tell sign of tounge being in cheek.

You really need to get a grip of yourself.

NO it isn't, there is a very good and wide selection of places. Ennios as i've mentioned is top notch Italian, Corriander Lounge is first class, i took my bro in law there a few weeks ago, he lives in Leeds and said it's the best Indian restaurant he's ever been too. There loads of other good places too, Thai Cafe in Oxford Street is outstanding, Zen, NV, Puchhinnis, someone else metioned the Chillworth arms which is really good and i live near the Cowherds so go there fairly regularly and that too is very good. There are loads of good restuarants in Southampton.

so did you used to laugh at them? Are you a ginger Nick Griffin? racist once, still are, but now pretending not to be as you realise it's going to make you look a c*nt in most peoples eyes.

They are okay, overrated, but okay. It's stuff like Friends, Two and a Half men, Frazier and many many more, utter sh*t.

This. we should start hanging out together SS, we could become really good friends.

i've got a neck like an owl so can turn my head 180 degrees to look WIlliam in the eye when he's nailing me from behind, hence his pet name for me, Tawny.

something people have with your girlfriend.

i did wonder if anyone would pick up on that

Come on Mikey, you are c18, surely its a toss up between McDonalds, Burger King or KFC.

Although i dont mind any of them Yours?

Best curry ever- Corriander Lounge, not been open long, is down opposite Holy Rood. Ennios opposite the Pier is class on an evening, never been during the day though.

he does that every game!

Plus he'd be able to get duty free lubricant for all that anal bashing he'll get.

I havent really got a job, i sit around the house all day on the internet taking on different personas on different websites and dreaming of instant riches. It's the closest i get to interacting with people, what with being a ginger haired graduate with rich parents.

Bit like the Germans episode on Fawlty Towers, comedy genius but the PC brigade would be in uproar if anything like that was released today.

I can multitask.

I really dont think we need to over analyse every word of every statement. It was just the usual rallying call from a captain that most clubs churn out after a bit of upheavel. Nothing more nothing less and just states the bleeding obvious. No one is going to come out saying everyone hated Pardew and wanted him out or everyone loved him and are devestated he has gone.

Me too and they are just as bad, why anyone would be happy to laze about not wanting to make anything or do anything with their life is beyond me.

Stop bullying me.

Hello Johnny boy, i am very happy in my life as it happens, just to make you feel all warm and fluffy. However, what i have respect for is people that work hard and achieve things for themselves not have it handed to them on a plate or think they should do. Be that someone like Alan Sugar who has built up a business empire from the back of a van, or a guy that goes Hod Carrying 7.30-4.30 on a building site in all sorts of weather (i have done this by the way), nurses, firemen etc. Guys and girls that are proud and work hard and get where they are through graft and ability. Not just an assumption that because their parents are rich, they deserve to be too. BTW, my kids (if we decide to have any) will be educated in state comprehensives, i dont want them going to private schools, looking down their nose at working class people. They will not be pampered little brats given everything their hearts desires for no return. They will get pocket money, presents etc, but they will work for it. THey will have traidtional moral values instilled in them. Anyway sermon over.

People that are called or described by themselves or others as a "character" or "mad" are, without exception, utter c*nts.

You are right, too much sh*te american "humour" on TV. Kids these days are the Friends generation, raised on happy clappy, lets all have a hug and it'll be alright nonsense. Everything is all about polictical correctness and loving everyone. Some of the lame excuse for comedy these days is pathetic. All this namby pamby sh*t dilutes the traditional british humour which is p*ss taking and self depreciation. If people laugh at themselves these days they lack confidence apparantly, if people laugh at others they are a bully. For example my mate is in his mid thirties, split up with his wife a year ago and she now has a new fella. Despite pretending otherwise he is struggling to come to terms with it so our response to help him through it is to remind him that the new guy is better looking, richer, got a bigger c*ck and is a better dad than he'll ever be. I'd imagine some of the pathetic, pampered little oiks being raised at the moment wouldn't be able to deal with issues through humour, they'd cry, want councilling and mope around feeling sorry for themselves amind constant cries for attention via facebook with "i feel so low" "i am so angry with someone" etc statuses.

Bit harsh on Paul Hart though,:lol:

“For once, it wasn’t just his team that got spanked,” :lol::lol: To be honest, i didn't know any of that, dont care much for Derby. His record of promtion is exceptional though.