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not that i aprove of women at football but this has the potential to be a clunge fest in the stands today, as some of those women from these nations are generally pretty tasty.

That is very similar, but for the bird 'Harry' is knobbing being very fit and 'Barrys' wife only being fairly fit i might think 'Harry' was the one nailing 'Barrys' wife. Had 'Barrys' wife been very fit and need some back and front door action i'd have done the honours myself, its always better coming from friends.

I like that, i am going to suggest this to Barry and see what comes of it, although no one is allowed anywhere near her phone, he says she jumps on it even if she goes to the kitchen and leaves it on the sofa.

You still 'whooped' So come on, you have got a date on the table for a whetherspoons burger and a pint from St Steve, you going to take him up on it?

I wasn't being sarcastic.

You beat me to it. Anyone that 'whoops' is a spastic.

Spot on mate, you beat me to it. All that matter is that he was a top bloke, a proper saints fan and will be missed by all that knew him.

Because obviously the benchmark for how popular you are is how many friends you have on facebook.

By coincidence this is when she started being 2 hours late getting in from work every night after giving new male teacher a lift home.

F*** me you know how to treat a girl!!

'Barry' told me they have not had sex since March.

He must be if she considers Stu to be trade up.

She is 14 you sick f***

apparantly she goes straight into the shower as soon as she gets in from work, 'Barry' wonders why she does that, he thinks it might be so she doesn't smell of the others guys spunk.

this is more like Stu...

It is the same person.

Obviously Stu is 'Large'

I think 'Barry' is just one of lifes losers, to be fair he should just be grateful he had a semi fit missus in the first place, it was only a matter of time before she cheated on him. Same could be said for you Stu, once they get behind the funny (not my opnion), fat guy facade and realise that there is little substance behind it, their vaginas will be getting filled by other knob quicker than a poker up a perverts arse.

The problem is 'Barry' is a bit of a pussy and not very hard, i reckon male teacher might give 'Barry' a hiding if he tries anything, to rub salt into the wounds he might even p*** on him while he is rolling around on the floor after being ironed out by the bloke that 'might' be ****ging his missus. Other than fighting what should he do? I advised him to wear a false moustache and glasses and follow her tonight to whereever she is going then if they are at it in the hotel, send a bottle of champagne to the room with a card saying 'have a nice evening, love 'Barry' ps Dont come home' What do you think?

When i was FB stalking you earlier i noticed that that picture has gone, have you detagged it?

who we shall call for this excercise, Barry, has got a bit of a problem. His wife is a teacher and used to get home from work at 4.30 but since christmas a new male teacher has started who she has been giving a lift home too. Since March she has not been getting home until 6.30-7 and everytime he asks her why she has been getting home later she gets all moody with him and accuses him of not trusting her. He has caught her several times on the phone talking quitely and then when he walks in she hangs up and she is always texting and when he asks who, she says, 'no one'. A few weeks ago one of the other teachers uploaded a load of pictures to facebook of them on a night out, with wife and male teacher looking very close and friendly but she imediately detagged them and went mad at him for asking what they were about. Tonight she is apparantly going away on a two day teacher training course, although none of the other teachers at the school that he knows are going or know anything about it and she has also had to go away for over night courses in the last few months and her friend, who we will call, Julie, who teaches exactly the same subject as her has never been on any of these courses. Anyway, to get to the point, 'Barry' is worried his wife is getting her back door filled in by this new male teacher but asked my advice and what he should do. Do you lot think he has anything to worry about, or is he just being paranoid?

Supose another bonus is you'd save on takeaways, although have to make sure any cats or dogs are kept out of harms way.

Well he is going to have to get used to it when you move in and adopt him, might as well get used to seeing your big fat arse between his mums thighs early on. Ssurely you ironed all this out in your pre realtionship negotiations?

7.15? Did you seriously log in as soon as you got up this morning? Put the picture up of her playing the pink guitar!

Her and Stu would get on just fine then, they tend to stick to their own