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How can she possibly be angry that her husband works full time? Surely she'd have more to moan about if he sat at home on his arse all day?A dog she chose to buy, a nanny she chose to have because of the career she wont give up to be a full time mum. I notice she never moaned about having to go abroad for work, just all stuff at home.

Good Lord, what an utter c*nt of a woman! I particuarly liked the fact she got angry because she couldn't find her dress for a work function she was attending and had to by a replacement, then that her husband lecturers her on not wasting money, presumably if wasn't such a f*ck wit and didn't lose her clothes she wouldn't have to waste money on replacements? And that she rates her anger 8/10 for not speaking to people she claims to love, well if you love them that much?? She needs a good kick up the c*nt. Female lifestyle columnists are whinging banshees, bar none.

Yes, your point being?

What he said, although another central midfielder wouldn't go amiss.

I want that job, what is your job title? For a while Carole Malone, who used to write a column in the sunday mirror was on my death list, not seen her for a while though. There are more than enough knob head jounalists to go round.

Newcastle 6-1 defeat at Leyton Orient in last seasons per season damaged their promotion hopes didn't it. If you read Pardews post match comments he says the pre season was designed to start with two tough games so the players realise the reality of where we are, interesting tactic, guess to stop players going into the season thinking they are the new Barcelona but in reality one of 3 or 4 decent sides in the third tier of English football.

Why watch programmes presented by some no mark or some sh*t ITV drama when i can throw things at the telly and shout 'shut up you stupid c*nt' every thirty seconds?

Totally different players, Barnard is good but not in the same mould as RL, we couldn't play like we do with Barnard and Conolly up front, we need a big strong striker as cover in case RL needs a rest or gets injured we were lucky last season he didn't.

He just ****es me off, Gavin and Stacey was good, not side spiltting, but as much a story as a comedy. Everything else he has done has been chringing, his world cup show was embarassingly bad, his gameshow is only funny because of Freddie Flintoff and the other guests, i just dont get the national obsession with a fat guy who has made a living from comedy when he is no funnier than the average pub comedian, if he wasn't fat, would he be as famous?

The only 'celebrity' chefs that i like are James Martin and Simon Rimmer (?) off something for the weekend, they seem like proper decent down to earth blokes you could have a laugh with and seem just normal guys. The rest of them just seem like bellends who have jumped on the 'cooking for men is cool' bandwagon, especially that c*nt, Wallace, the classic example of this. Jamie Oliver just irks me, trying to be all ****ney when we all know he is a posh suburbs boy, rumour has it when he started out half of the recipes he used weren't even his.

I think i was about 24 when i started thinking that too!! Ended up prefering a friday night in my local where i could hear my mates talk and choose the music on the juke box! Went to Oceanas a few months ago and felt so old, went out in town after last game of the season and enjoyed it, still like the odd night out in town but they are an excpetion now rather than the old days of thursday-sunday nights, with the only gap between the drinking on a saturday being 3-5pm on a saturday when i was at the Dell/SMS!

and your contribution to this forum is side splitting.

I've always hated Jamie Oliver, mockey c***, with his s*it shows trying to teach fat uninterested norveners ****s how to eat stuff other than pie and chips. The thing that annoys me the most is the advert when he said 'alwight tiger' Greg Wallace is just a fat bellend, utter t*at on Masterchef and described himself as the cooking womans crumpet. Grade A c*nt in my book.

pair of ****s.

I appreciate excellence in sport, hence why i like Nadal and Federer (as tennis players go) their match last year (?) was incedible, even me, someome totally apathetic to tennis, enjoyed it. Andy Murray is not sporting excellence, best british male for a while yes, but that is like being the slimest bloke at weight watchers.

Your wife was a season ticket? How did you mange to rip parts off her to give to the turnstile operative every game?

:lol::lol: I remember when the Academy opened, was '96 went to opning night and like a lot of places in town was great for the first month or so then got full of c****.

If it were me and my first time i'd go round Europe, start off in Germany then through Eastern Europe and visit places like Auchwitz, down into Croatia, visit Split, back through Northern Italy, maybe a couple of days in Rome, then through to Cannes, Barcelona, back up through France and home, get a bit of everything that way.

I dont even think i've been in there since it became Rev, used to in the Lizard Lounge a lot though, used to often drink in there before games at the Dell too.

Lizard Lounge had windows all round and was on the corner, then the other side of the road was the Green House and also had windows all round it, which was opposite the Pensioners, The Academy was round the corner from there but that has changed its name on the couple of times since then, think it is called Reflex now.

Look at the spine of the team, only Schneiderlin worth a place now.

No, Orange Rooms used to be Simons Wine Bar going way back. Orange Rooms opened c2001. Green house is on the corner opposite Rev, which used to be and was better as the Lizard Lounge. Anyone remember Fez Bar which was upstairs? used to be good in there, nice and chilled out.

her??? i like this one from hustle too..

Hola! where have you been??