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I dont feel the need to video myself ****ed, barn dancing and singing 'barmy army' then stick it on you tube to prove how wacky i am.

great quote from Strachan about him, when he was moaning at not being picked strachan told him to "be fitter and play better" brilliant!

I wouldn't behave in such a 'crazy' way, you obviously do and would fit right in, barn dancing head to toe in your TK Maxx clobber.

How many dates do you think it is appropriate before that sort of behaviour?

Laugh? Its ******** embarassing.

My god i am beginning to despise the expession Marquee player/marquee signing.

Exactly, if it was left to the fans we'd have squads of 80 players with everyone getting in the ground for £2.50 and given a free beer and burger at half time.

I am sure they had over 2000 at one point??

Have you asked her to marry you? That sometimes works. Or for guarenteed results buy her a pair of leggings and move into a council flat.

i actually feel a bit sorry for Steve Cotterill, i like him and think he is a decent manager, bet he didnt know what he let himself in for!

I fully agree with this tax, they didn't mind shelling out Euro and Euro stuffing their fat, digusting faces with sausages and chocloate so they should be made to pay for their filthy habits.

I am not sining anything written by someone ginger.

i fully expect the club to start selling red armbands to fans to show their support for the club, details on the OS soon.

hmmmm, it seems that is not so much an undercurrent as a tsunami, that is far to similar to be coincidence.

What a load of ****, there is no way you nailed anyone. Why do you feel the need to lie to impress people?

What with our new, pratically all white kit and being run by an Italian, a nation with a history or racism and facism, then maybe we are slowly seeing the rise of racism in the fabric of our very own club. I also noticed that we released a number of black players in the summer and have not signed any, coincidence, or further evidence of an undercurrent of racism sweeping through the club?

No more of a look in than Rickie Lambert playing for england.

BUt then with the training, diet and technology available today would they be? That is a whole different issue.

turn it in Stu, you fat, smelly c*nt, everyone know your endless tales of philandering are bull****. You are seen as the fat, slightly funny joke figure in the pub who all women consider a mate and when they get f*cked out of their heads think it might work because you are a nice bloke adn get a few sympathy ****s because they all know how **** you are with birds and they feel guilty about it. But when your stinky, fat body has been anywhere near them they soon realise they could never fancy you and it was a mistake they have made and never do it again.

No tossing the caber then?

No pigeon racing or walking your whippet?

If she cant be arsed to sit on a train for an hour this early into the 'relationship' to see you then it aint going to last. I give it a month tops, she is probably being f*cked by someone else sunday anyway.

has she never heard of trains?

if some bloke that you faniced chats you up tonight would you put out?