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He is, why do you think very few pro footballer are hairy? I can only think only think of Ryan Giggs as one who has a hairy body, is this because they are all buff waxed hunks or because they are smooth chested pansies?

I am hurt that you would think i would do such a thing Ponty, but I promise i will be good and not mention the G word again, for a while. There is no place for Bailey though in a good looking team, just checked and IMO Dickson is better looking that harding, go get him Pardew. http://www.brentfordfc.co.uk/javaImages/c4/a6/0,,10421~6858436,00.jpg

Couldn't agree more, no place for pugs in this team. In fact our first XI is quite good looking at the moment, although i'd swap Lallana for Holmes, Harding for Wotton too maybe? Mills would get the nod ahead of Harding, is Dickson better looking than Harding? Calderon looks alright, for a spaniard, HCDUJFU if we were picking based on looks alone. No place for Nicky Bailey mind.

I cant believe you think that should happen to black people, you disgust me. :mad:

I agree, all Gingers should be rounded up and put in place, a city like Birmingham maybe, a wall put round it and kept in and only allowed to breed with each other to keep their vile gene to themselves, it'd be like Royston Vasey, only ginger.

Yeah thats them!! Not really up with ginger music, not my thing, tend to switch off when i see one, which seems to be what most people do when anyone mentions us signing a ginge, like Bailey, hence no news on that.

I meant the commadores! The ones that did letter from America. Anyway, glad to see you are up with the gay music scene, poofta :smt008

To be fair to the ginger gene you are responsbile for one of the best gay singers in music history in Jimmy Summerville. Although other gingers in music like Mick hucknell and the Communards never picked up the baton of Jimmys ground breaking ability to combine homosexuality and gingerness into one, relatively socially acceptable bundle.

Best hope they are not one of the installment users then!! Like Mallets Mallet idea, anything that involved women at football being abused gets my vote. Lady saint and DJ Harvey for the first game? They should let us be the half time entertainment commitee, there are all manner of belly laughs that we could get from simple acts of violence/mockery against minority groups and women at football. In fact, **** it, i am going to set up a fans group about.

It wouldn't be really though, would it.

Cant wait for the chringing..... Dear Mr Cortese, Thanks for all you have done for us, etc, etc, but i have to write to you about this kit etc etc etc. Got to be Dune, he is red hot favourite, we always get the odd outsider make a surprise appearance though....

fancy a sweepstake?

grass :smt009

I wouldn't say we were mates, he is a fat, scruffy imbicle who i used to abuse on another forum. I have now met him a couple of times and have warmed to him slightly, but that is more being sympathetic to his lame attempts to fit in than the hand of friendship being extended.

I cant wait for the kit launch and the endless moans about how **** it is, even though everyone (i wont be one of them mind) will buy one and two months into the season people will actually like it.

Bet all those women are social workers and so on, you know equal oportunities and see you as a bit of a project, they want to see if despite everything you are actually normal. Its more curiosity than anything, plus bringing a ginger to their parents house is like a statement of rebellion, they'll soon grow out of it.

You dont have to worry about him ****ging your wife too, you might let him, but obviously she wouldn't want too. Everyones a winner.

Damn, i had you down for the first game of the season against Steve Bull, you were obviously a massive underdog but when there is food at stake for a fatty weight advatange goes out of the window and it's all about who wants it more, obviously. What would be almost amusing as that it to use those large inflatable balls they use to kick the ball to the goal from the half way line, but get a couple of midgets doing it instead, only trouble is they might need more than the 15 minutes break to get their little legs from the half way line to the goal line.

Dont try to compare your love life with mine, a ginger will never pull as many women as a normal bloke.

For half time entertainment we should maybe find the two biggest fatties in the ground and let them fight it out in the centre circle for one burger or hot dog. That would be great entertainment watching the vile, unhealthy, grotesquley obese go at it hammer and tonge for ten minutes. If after this time period minutes they are both still alive and haven't died of heart attacks, the crowd simply decide who wins by cheering the loudest. It'd be great entertainment, plus the fat f*****s would burn a few calories off doing it.

**** me this is getting boring.

But we did get Alan Bennett and we also had 15 midfielders. If we had signed some centre backs during the summer Bennet may never have played for us.

Do you think that was the reason, or do you think it is more players, managers, agents chairmen etc are on holiday during most of may and June, and transfer deals dont just happen as quickly and easily as they do on championship manager?

Nicole Kidman was a personal favourite token ginger for masterbation fuel as a kid. These days i stay well clear though. To much to lose by being seen with one.

Always off target though, he's always ****ed, allegedly.