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P - ****, what Anders Svenson, like everyone else, will have to do a few times a day.

O - Opal fruits, have a yellow one in the pack,which is the same colour as Anders Svensons national shirt.

N - Nuremburg, a town in Germany which Anders Svenson may have played in once.

M - Mauritius, where i spoke to a Swedish person who is the same nationality as Anders Svenson

L - Love, we all loved him, didn't we?

K - Kellogs cornflakes, the same colour as Anders Svensons hair

J - Jerk off, what i think about doing every time i see Anders Svenson or his wife onthe telly.

I - Immoral- the things i would like to do to Anders Svensons wife.

H - Hard, my willy, every time i saw Anders Svenson or his wife.

G - Glamourous, Anders Svensons general outward apperance

F - Filthy, what Anders Svensons boots were after he played on a muddy pitch.

E - Entertaining - what it was watching Anders Svenson play

D - Delightful, what Anders Svensons goal against Tottenham in the FA Cup was

C - Crumpet, what a lot of female fans though Anders Svenson was

Agreed my overweight, hunch backed friend. If we are as rich as some people think then maybe we dont need the cash in the bank from season tickets and they are gambling on people still going but paying game by game. Fact is we will have decent crowds this season if the expected title push materialises reagrdless of the amount of season ticket holders. 30,000 people with 20,000 of them paying £25 is more ££ in the bank than 30,000 with 10,000 of them paying £25 a game. Less season ticket holders + same crowds = more profit over the course of the season.

I dont know what all the fuss is about with HUdderfield, we turned them over easily at SMS last season and they were poor in the play offs against Millwall. They are a decent team yes, but no better than SWindon, Charlton or the three that came down. I think Brighton will surprise a few this season and i think MK Dons will be better. However, we should win this league, it doesn't mean we will but we should, if we dont win it, or at least get promoted then its our own fault, everything is in place to succeed.

Obsessed with me, finds it funny to laugh at brave soilders injured and scarred in battle defending your country, cant cut it as a funny and interesting forum contributor, do you have any good points?

You win nothing in August.

Without wishing to **** on anyones parade promotion from this league, for a club of saints stature is not something we should be slapping each other on the back about. We are where we are due to massive underachievement and mismangement, i enjoyed last season and am looking forward to this coming season but the CCC will be the real test, when we have to beat clubs of similar size to our own, not taking delight in beating the likes of Hartelpool and Yeovil.

4 failures together then, bet they won **** all in the casinos.

What you on about? I've not even mentioned the G word on this thread, look at the others before pointing the finger at me. So what say Sue, men with out without hairy bodies?

Dont be such a pussy, Leeds is a top night out, spent a lot of time there in my yoof as had a bird up there and recently went to a stag do up there. Pretty much get anything you want up there and its very safe to go out in.

I knew there was a reason why i never got my break as a pro footballer, the selectors must have seen me swapping shirts with one of the opposition and thought that i'd never be able to cut it. That is another thing we need to assess when making a signing, the less body hair they have, the better player, or so it seems.

Just out of interest why did they need to go to Malta? Are we to assume that this was actually 3 days of FL chairman on the ****? It is if any of the "seminars" in my industry are to go by. Most of these points were probably made when everyone was ****ed or massively hungover.

Is your bird one?