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S - Stilletos, what Micheal Svenson might wear if he was a transvestite.

R - Rabid, what Micheal Svensons dog might be if it was allowed to run wild

Q - Quavers, possibly Micheal Svensons favourite low fat crisp

P - Promiscuous, something Micheal Svenson would have no chance of being if he wasn't a footballer.

O - Octopus, Micheal Svensons favouite multi tenticled sea residing animal.

N - Nun, what Micheal Svenson gets his wife to dress up as when they want to spice things up the bedroom.

M - Missionary, what Micheal Svenson might be if he was religious. Or alternatively his favourite sexual positon.

L - Loot, what Micheal Svenson might do to the shops in a town if he was there when it was hit by an unexpected flood and everyone had to flee the neighbourhood.

K - Kangeroo, What Micheal Svenson might see if he went on a holiday to the australian bush

J - Jaundice, what Micheal Svenson might have had as a child.

I - Igloo, where Micheal Svenson might live, if he was an eskimo

H - Hammer, a tool Micheal Svenson might use if he was putting a up a shelf.

G - Gillette, the company Micheal Svenson would advertise for if he was as good looking and famous as the frenchman above.

F - French, which was the nationality of Tiery Henry, the player Claus Lundekvam, who was Micheal Svenson central defensive partner in the 2003 season, almost brought down in first minute of the FA Cup final

E - Embryonic, what Michael Svenson was once, before he was born.

B Brown, what colour Micheal Svenson would go in the sun, if he wasn't ginger and went red.

It would have been quicker but you have to wait 30 seconds between each post, FFS/ :smt009

Dont be jealous because i beat you to Zebra for Z.

Z - Zebra, one of many animals Anders Svenson might see, if he were to go on a safari holiday or to the zoo.

Y - Yellow, the colour of Brazils kit, which is also the colour of Swedens kit, who Anders Svenson plays for.

X - X-ray, what Anders Svenson would need if they thought he had broken a bone.

W - Welsh, what Anders Svenson would be if he was born in Wales, not Sweden.

V - Vegetarian, what Anders Svenson would be if he didn't eat meat.

U - Unlock, what Anders Svenson does to his front door before he enters his house

T - Turnips, what England were called after Sweden, Anders Svensons country, beat us in Euro 92.