Turkish

then you'll understand that is is impossible to be jealous of him.

have you ever seen Stu?

and have you?

No, you fancied Stu, you are the proof that 'love' is not only blind but deaf.

Is this really the right thing to do? Go back to her crying and pleading with her to give you another chance after she'd has given you the spanish archer. Personally i dont think i could or would do it, for one it's more than a little embarassing and two once you are back together, assuming she submits to your pitiful pleading and wailing and does it out of sympathy, its on her terms so she is always in control, she'd make you do things like drive her to parties and stand around on your own while she f**** off with her mates all night only speaking to you when she wants a drink. Obviously not speaking from expereince but if i was in that situation i'd probably tell her to do one, make out i wasn't in the least bit bothered, even if i was and nail a few other birds she knows just to rub it in. What would you lot do?

Did you get laid?

Thats right, serve self worth issues. Clever little lass arent you, reading that all by yourself.

Looks like you are going to have a long wait as he didn't say until next year.

Lets hope there isn't a booking fee or Peterborough town it is.

No, i find a Liverpool shirt tends to fit in better in Benidorm.

In that case so are three quarter length England shorts. I'm sure you wear socks and reebok classics and have really pale, hairy ankles and a sleeveless t-shirt to complete the look.

He could always message her husband and ask him to tell his wife that the bloke she was rubbing her growler up against on saturday night and begging to **** cant find her on FB.

We wouldn't know which nation it was, he doesn't like labels on the outside.

i'd expect you to stick up for me in that case. Why let someone bringing drugs into the country hold the rest of the passangers up? They should just let them all through together and to hell with customs trying to stop it.

I think he will join up with three others, they'll buy a black van between them which they'll travel round in and be able to make all manner of outrageous stuff in. Still wanted by the government they will survive as soilders as fortune, if you have a problem and no one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire, The AA Team

and £3 booking fees

What a laugh we could have though, we could overfill his bag so it takes him over the baggage limit and watch him try and argue against the additional charges, for a start.

this is Dune[video=youtube;-U1Q3Mbklkk]

Just as well i dont give a **** what you think then isn't it.

I'll only go if Dune goes.

We'd be the ones all in the internet cafe updating TSW muppet show with 'cant find the c****' thread.

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Class!!!

this is disgusting.

lallana and Puncheon will become indepesible and be outstanding Lambert will only score 29 goals in the league and posters will think all season he is not happy and want to leave and hasn't got it anymore, is over the hill etc We will lose at least one game after which fans will slate pardew for being tatically inept and on his way out we will go at least two games without winning, after which fans will slate pardew for being tactially inept and on his way out Dickson will not be the new Roberto carlos and posters will say harding was better Posters will slate a 2-1 home win against Hartlepool (or similar) as unacceptable and we should win these game at least 10-0 Anymore?

wasn't Mark Jackson was it?