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your ends too big for you

the first bit is terrible, its tails off a bit in the middle and the less said about the end the better but other than that, excellent.

my tickets dont have anything ripped off, they are both adult tickets though, am i going to be able to get in okay?

indeed, or "where are you lot every week?" or "we'll meet again, dont know where dont know when, but i'm sure you'll all be moaning you cant get tickets when we're in the prem"

i dont think it'll be that great an atmosphere to be honest, got to remember over half our of fans that'll be there dont go regularly so the only chants they will know will be come on you red and owtsgmi, the latter will of course be sung at over 50000 mph.

I also forgot that glasgow Saint would complain that not only are our socks of poor standard if they need tape to be held up but why is our kit made by Umbro. It should be Armani, Prada or at the very least gucci, i mean why settle for second best?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, put us out of our misery. You seriously didn't spend any amount of time investigating the real reason did you?

yes the sweepstake was a great idea by the players and worked. To give you a heads up some players next week will be wearing long sleeve shirts and some short sleeved shirts, i'm not saying who the smart money is on to start the thread...

i've found out, the players did it on purpose so they could see if a thread would be started on here with people bickering over the whys and wherefores of the impact socks have on the outcome of the game. There was a sweepstake that Lady Saint would start the thread, Apline or Glasgow saint would comment on the fact no team has won any trophy the last six months wearing multi coloured socks. Crab Lungs would suggest Dan kerins write an article on it in his amazing weekly column in the echo, Romsey Stu would comment that no thug would be seen dead wearing red socks and the thread would be blocked my midday today due to the tedious, stupid and totally pathetic nature... Rumour has it that Barnards just won a tenner.

its worked out well seeing as we will now have two extra days between our next match on bank holiday monday. Orient play on the saturday, no we were tired excuses if we dont beat the O's.

why dont you all check http://www.saintsfc.co.uk and look under the match, then fixtures and results section an amazingly it tells you all our results so far this season and all upcoming fixtures. Its an amazing thing this thing they call iniative, using it helps you find out all sorts of life changing things for yourself.

You are right, it is a sillly thing. Typical woman, more interested in what the players are wearing than the match...

i dont think we've had enough threads on this subject, can we have at least another 15 a day before sunday please.

is there a seating plan for this one? Can everyone post their seat numbers on here so we can work out who is who at the game.

why did Schneiderlin come off, was he injured?

Oh FFS, we've scored again.

what do you mean they have had more corners than us?? Should we be losing to teams like Hartlepool in the corner stakes?

Oh for gods sake!! Other teams score!! Havant & Waterlooville took the lead at Anfield a few seasons ago, it happens!!! I bet Alpine Red wasn't posting on The Red Forum bleating on about it when that happened! You are funny though, i'm sure you are on a wind up....

spot on, that would be an achievement given the points deduction and the first 10 games. Next season i expect us to go up as champions.

brighton are pony at home, won only 3 times, i think we are more likely to lose to Bristol rovers, who are on a decent run or slip up against someone we should beat like Yeovil or Gills away.

more by the looks of it, average attenadance 21k, wembley tickets sold ofically 45k with others in neutral and Carlise areas. Where are the other 24k every week?

whatever happened to Hassan Kachloul? Got a bit big time, big money move then disappeared.

i dont think we are coming on the mong mobile, dont you try telling the driver the way, when he puts you right you'll be cowering in the back telling everyone what a top bloke he is if your "previous" with Mr Oldknow is anything to go by....

You want want be be doing you Harold Bishop esque ****e in there mate, its been designated a thugs pub, anyone that wears club shirts will have the sleeves ripped off and shoved up their backside and their ***** kicked as far and penge...

Watch it you mug or you might get a call out of the blue from someone at the club and melt quicker than an ice cube in a microwave. See you in the Green Man, if i'm feeling generous i might only nick all your days pocket money....