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You hope i am!! I'll leave you and Stevo to it for now though. Judging by your standards of Stu then i am way out for your league

It doesn't really matter Georgie, provided a woman can cook, clean, looks pretty and puts out on demand they only thing that matters that is between their ears is my **** when its in their mouth.

Steveo, just a thought mate, if you sign up for retaileyes, they do mystery shoppers for wetherspoons so you can even claim the cost of your meal back.

Yeah its 3 years and 11 months.

What Pete said.

:lol: Pay your fiver and join up to tight ****er!!

What? Complete denial of reality? and She made a terrbile mistake after agreeing with you that after 2 days your relationship had run its course? DUmped Twice in three days Dumped twice in three d-a-y-s Fat useless **** Stu He got dumped twice in three days....

no, but they both seem more intelligent.

WOuld this be the one you had planned to move in with and adopt her kids? Oh and being "dumped" by your own admission earlier today, is not mutual consent.

Milburn day today is a personal favourite.

Whats your record guys? Mine is once, when i was about 14 at school. I could compare my love life to being a boxer, couple of minor defeats as an amateur (ie school boy) which you learn from but when i turned pro have a proud undefeated record including a few KO's. How about you guys?

Your feet aren't big enough to hold your body up, its a wonder you dont topple over.

I've corrected it for you.

It sounds to me like the only time his 'girlfriend' was with him was when she need a drink, after he'd splashed the cash she f***** off to her other mates and left Stu to stand on his own like a lemon returning when her class was empty. Also Stu says he was sober, she he obviously drove. So he picked her up, droppeed her off and bought her drinks all night and she hardly spoke to him. The truth is starting to reveal itself.

It would seem 'Barry' was right to be suspicious, she returned last night all angry and flustered and when going through the washing this morning 'Barry' found some stained lingere which he had never seen before so he checked his wifes bag and in there were some condoms. He doesn't buy the excuse that 'it was her friends' what do you think?

By the sound of it, she was probably off getting her slot filled with love glue by some proper chap rather than the boring **** she was with who spent all night on his phone.

Its not as easy as that when you are 3 months into a 12 month non cancellable membership.

Not that immese if you spent the whole night on TSF and facebook??? Sounds like a fruitcake, best of without a bird who one minute claims to love you the next is dumping you. If your happy with that though.....

Dont worry about that, Steveo likes married women, he could take her off your hands in a bit of a Plymouth nightclub type way......

What i dont understand is, if you were at these parties and smashing the granny out of her all weekend, why were you on facebook updating your status and posting on here saturday night? Oh BTW, what time did the dumping happen? Before she left or after?

Good idea, there is mileage in this for a business Stu, online dating site which is blind date, only trouble is they already know Georgie is quite fit, so she is the only one that doesn't know what she is getting herself into.

okay, stupid.

Yes you are.

Be like smashing a two inch nail in with a sledgehammer.

and stupid.