Turkish

Stop pandering to Stu. He is a fat ****.

nice eyes nice smile nice legs confidence good sense of humour likes football enough so she doesn't moan about it being on but doesn't trying to talking to you about it or want to come with you Showers at least once a day Looks after themselves but not obbsessed with their apperance Doesn't have a fanny like a wizards sleeve

I just look over and over again at your pictures, wishing i was like you.

hmmm, you really need to get a grip...

hmmm, thats a bit harsh, if my memory is correct he inherited an aging team and was told to reduce the wage bill?? and if only we'd been able to keep that 89/90 team together......

It does but no wand is any good if the girl has a wizards sleeve.

and it went so well that you just HAD to log onto here before going to bed??

I am a pisces. I cried at the Lion King and like flowers and kittens, are you moist yet??

Look up the thread Pal, saint B was ****ing herself at some of my gags, in your face...

Sod that, i'd rather do trial and error, much more fun.

god this place is turning into a dating site, whose next?!! Boggy and the midget photographer, Georgie and Supermicky, hang on someones missing here......

He's got a car though, just needs a booster cushion to see over the steering wheel.

i dont know what you mean you harlot, what did you think i meant?!!!

Dont get carried away, it's because he's got 5 inch legs.

yep, when he played 80 year old in Bejamin Button people cant tell us apart

HIs nickname is tripod though....

by the way what winks and ****s like a tiger?

No wonder my relationships only last 3 months!

i know just the bloke for you, he is good looking & nice, caring and definitely wont mess you about. Sadly for you though he is only 5 ft 7, unlucky

I like a woman that knows her place.

Thats Stu out

alright then women, let me put it another way. Would you like a bloke that is physically like Brad Pitt and a demon in the sack but has that edge about him that makes him a bit dangerous, or a nice bloke, treats you well, you you could depend on but is ultimately pretty safe and dull?

go on then........

hmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe its a woman you are after really??

Well Georgie should be snapped up, all she wants is to be over 5ft 8 and be able to to drive