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f*ck off you c*nt

No what?

is that anyone slightly amusing, controversial or entertaining is instantly banned or infracted. Dave Benson Phillips might be a total fat c*nt and a pain in the arse and love his posts or hate them you cannot deny they were interesting, people either agreed or it would start some interesting and often lengthy debates. Saintpaulkiptanui was a funny poster, but he too has been banned, i can honestly say i never found either his or DBP's posts remotely offensive, funny yes but maybe their brand of humour and discussion was too much for some of you delicate little flowers? Dune & Alpine are vilified and they're often seen as controversial or negative views, but at least they are interesting and you have to say Alps was bang on with his assessment of the squad over the summer, someting which sparked lengthty and interesting discussion and something i disagreed with him on at the time. Not seen them on here for a while, i hope they haven't gone the same way. This board has become a victim of its own infraction policy, take away what you might call "personality posters" which the above would fall into, in case they offend or upset the whining majority and you are left with a bunch of sterile, bland posters discussing the same topics with the same bland responses over and over again. In some ways though, i think this is reflective of our fan base. You may not like or agree with the personality posters, but at least they sparked some interesting discussions, i for one think this place is poorer without them.

being played behind closed doors tonight? Or is is come dressed as an empty seat night? even that tiny sh*t hole only looks about half full.

agree with this JRM. Liverpool fans are as passionate as they come, the atmosphere at Anfield on big cup nights is as good as anywhere. Despite all what is said about Man Utd, their "proper" fans are class, their away support is one of the best in the country. For London "big" clubs, the best atmosphere is at Tottenham and West Ham, Chelsea and Arsenal these days is pathetic.

if you kep going like that all through Uni you will fail your media studies degree and not save enough to fund your year out globe trotting.

was it Gary Glitters?

correct, but everyone will be commenting on how sh*t everyone was, how Hammond was poor again, how Puncheon has failed to deliver, Lambert should be dropped as he is not fit and how we will not be promoted this season or ever. Or the other end of the specturm should be avoid defeat or heaven forbid, actually win, a tub thumping 'we have turned the corner' series of posts with players who last week were the football equivilent of Satan now being hailed as Jesus and promtion is a certainty.

3 pints.

Tonight - Evening catching up with sky +, and Indian takeaway, and a few cheeky Gin's!! Tomorrow - Off shopping around lunchtime, and in the evening going into London for a meal with all the family and off to the Theatre for my wifes birthday. Sunday - Over the in-laws with all the family for Sunday Lunch and then football in the evning! You wont notice me though, i'll be in the background wearing a false moustache and glasses.

I was lucky enough to get the last few years of that place, great for a young lad pulling an older sort, many a conquest in there. Simons Wine Bar was also good for pulling the older type, plenty of 30 somethings when in my late teens early twenties, happy days

the northam is probably the worst "end" in the football league. For the supposed singing end, it generates a poor atmosphere. The songs are sung far to quickly, too much clapping like retards trying to catch a ball, a lot dont know the words properly and an incapability to sing anything longer than 3 lines properly. There is a desperation that every song is sung as quickly as possible which makes them sound sh*t. Compare the way White Hart Lanes sings "WTSGMI" it sounds a millioon times better, even at SMS when it is done slowly and sounds great, the Northam are desperate to clap and speed it up as much as possible the one time it did look impressive was MK Dons at home in the JPT semi final, the whole end and looked and sounded great, for that reason i dont understand why people were against Corteses idea fo turning the chapel into our own Kop and doing this every week, but then this is a lack of understanding of terrace culture which seems to permeate through our fan base.

and your mum.

i dont understand why he couldn't just have banged his shoulder into the wall and carry on like Mel Gibson did in Leathal Weapon. Pussy.

both.

when you first fingered a bird?

Just get your fiver out you tight c*nt.

f*ck me, how did people cope without having the internet to ask even the most basic questions?

i want to touch him in his special place.

absolutely class batsman, on top form today. A joy to watch, and he goes to my gym, see him all the time, nice fella too.

Exactly. We were unlucky against Orient but we never looked like scoring on saturday or against MKDs. We have lacked ideas and creativity going forward this season.

yep, that is the one, really bad tackle. He had looked good up until then.

to be fair he's never had a decent run in the side, in the CCC he looked until getting injured at QPR away and not really played regularly since. He looked good on saturday and him and Dickson would be a good pair down the left. It's time to drop Puncheon, i am a big fan of his and have defended him on here but he is not doing it at the moment and Holmes deserves a chance. I hope he can stay fit.

or just avoid eating so much you need to take them.

Are you sure you've not been going to SMS every week by mistake?