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Thats a tough one, agreed, although it pains me to say it as he is a bit of a bell end.

I thought you did really well at the FA Cup draw yesterday.

probably not since the last time this lot played.

6 months ago SRS/DBP would have been the overwhelming winner, these days it'll be a bit closer. Come on people, cards on the table who do you hate on here? Most of us are adults so can take it apart from you poor sensitive types so it's probably best you stay off the thread so as not to tip you over the edge. Actually we could make it a bit more fun and a game. I'll kick us off, just descriptions of the person so we can guess who it is, i've got a few but here is my current top 4. Teenager, opinionated, has the most egotistical name on this forum. Models himself on Serge from Kasabian Grass, goes reporting posts to mods if he doesn't agree with them. Lives in Watford. Often found on the general sports forum, particularly threads about horse racing. Cant go a thread without mentioning Glen Hoddle

Err Ricky Lambert is not an international and NA has managed at a higher level than RL has played at.

anyone remember this? Brilliant night, was only 15 and in the early days of sky, we didn't have it so watched at my mates house with a few cheeky tins with his parents not about, jumped around like Loons when we got the goals and the pen at the end. Some of the defending was shocking, thank f**k no TSW in those days or you'd have wanted Kenna out of the side asap, what was he doing for the equiliser?!

or got the train.

Hi Sue.

Jones91, teenager per chance?

Like i said Baj, you still think you are one, so you would fit that criteria.

Forecast i saw earlier today said snow and freezing weather would continue all week.

Not looking likely FFS. Was looking forward to this one as well.

most of the ones i come across are whinging, moaning, arrogant, spoilt idiots. I know you still think you are one so fully expect you to stick up for them.

tell me it's not true.

Not really, i just find teenagers incredibly irksome, especially ones that moan about how tough they got it and need "me time". Generally most them these days are pampered little oiks who think the world owes them a living and are selfish arrogant and lazy. Teenagers generally fall into three categories, the jeremy Kyle type, thick with no aspirations whos life mission is to have as many babies as possible and get a rent free council flat. The other type, who are still thick, but just want to be famous and model themselves on imbiciles like Jordan, Peter Andre or anyone out of X-Factor. Then there are the ones that do have asperations but think they can achieve all they want with minimal effort and they have a right to good jobs and high salaries because either their parents are loaded and spoil them or because their parents/relatives/teachers think the sun shines out of their arse and this gives them an over inflated opinion of their abilities. I am sure there are some geniunely decent, grounded teenagers out there but they are few and far between, most are spolit, pampered little f**kwits who need bringing down a peg or two.

At least i dont still act like one and try to look like rock stars.

Jordan Rhodes for example.

Well it's up to you, "Supermikey" is 18, so if you want someone to talk to you abouttrying to lose their virginity, X Factor, Nuts and Zoo magazing and farting then he is your man.

Yeah, i feel into the trap of a lot on here and went for the lazy option of waiting for someone to reply. I just used my initive and called the ticket office and they said it was, going to do that rather than get a ticket up front in case it gets postponed.

Nuts, Zoo and the Star.

One of my key requirements is loyalty, not someone who whores it about, if "supermikey" is your standard maybe this tells me all i need to know.

For once, you're right.

the fact that at 18 years old he describes time on his own at SMS as "me" time, away from work and Uni, just about confirms my point. Oh the pressures of 7 hours of lectures and 5 hours a week on the till at ASDA.

I just want you to be sure, i dont want to make you promises i cant keep and i am also currently in a football friend relationship. If i am going to have an affair, or heaven forbid divorce my current football friends in exchange for the greatest footie friend of my life, then we both need to be sure, it's a life changing decision.