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Wanky videos? I’m frothing at the gash to see what they’ve put on the envelope of this one.

Depends on if we need one of those all important deal sheets

i hope not, that will give him a temporary sugar spike which will lead to a crash, he needs slow releasing carbs mixed with protein, perhaps oats, greek yogurt with banana and blueberries with some whey protein blended in and perhaps a recovery gel every couple of hours to maintain consistent energy levels.

like having two new signings

8 games they said didn't they? we dont need 5, we've got 4 decent options now. Long term you'd think it would be Stephens and THB as first choice but probably Bednarek and Holgate tomorrow.

it's exactly like that. Luton are crap, but big strong, lots of effort carving out a few half chances, West Ham miles better.

they are now calling Kenilworth Road "the Kenny"

that's actually pretty shrewd. Means we dont have to rush Stewart back, by the time January comes Che goes for a fee, we have Stewart fully fit. Win all round, it's only 4 months for Che to crack down for. Hopefully he can get his head down.

when they all get back from lunch

did you see SNN earlier where the transfers are decided by the league and not the club. Basically the Saudi league dictates the fees and wages, no idea how they work out which club they join but that seems a bit mad to me.

i dont know if they deserve it

tell you what, having ABK and Sully staying is like having two new signings.

incorrect. You'll soon find out what it is 🙂

all the abuse the CoT have had during the transfer window and when you really want some reliable information we have made the decision to keep our cards close to our chest. You've only got yourself to blame, you could know EXACTLY what has been going instead youre left to cling onto every twitter chancer. #cutofyournosetospiteyourface #allyourownfault #bewareoffalseprophets #jokesonyou

make of this what you will

he can sleep in the plane and the taxi. That's the trouble with DOFs these days, too soft.

i suspect he means Patrick Roberts is off and got his wires crossed.

only got an hour to do this deal.

i told you some news was imminent didn't i. Bang on the money again.

they are usually really dull for us. A few rumours and then an 8pm announcement by Blackmore that nothing is happening.

So we've got one saying it's off one saying it's almost complete. Shows how much BS is about

Apart from being shit in the air, he would.

rest assured Nick it's extraordinarily busy at Staplewood right now, Jason is going to enjoy a well earned glass of red come 11pm this evening. This are constantly evolving so keep refreshing this page and you'll be kept up to date with the latest news, some of which is imminent.

He's just topped 100 responses to my posts this week. What odd, creepy behaviour.

We would know if it had sir.