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Oh I’m with you. A bloke at our golf club was shagging the membership manager there behind his wife’s back everyone knew and he was like a broken man, constantly on edge, stressed, lying to everyone he acted like a teenage virgin trying to get his first shag whenever she was around it was embarrassing. It was more hassle than it as worth by the looks of it, imagine trying to cover your tracks with six women.

Can’t imagine too many birds going for Soggys “what’s your view of Suella Braverman?” chat up line to be honest

Russell Martin after game 6 “I could have stayed in Brighton, married another vegan, switched gender and become a member of extinct rebellion, lovely”

No. You have to say he’s amazing or shit NOW and if you’re post is proven to be inaccurate prepare to be quoted in six months time

Hey Rasmus, had no idea you posted 8 years ago. Was that about the time we played Mittijaad in the Europa league? Good to see you’re back your new man 👍

IIRC the actual figure was £7m, which was a huge amount for us given that we often didn't spend that in the premier league. Bradley Wright-Phillips transfer was funded by us winning some coca cola competition/

could turn out the be the chuckle brothers.

a mate of a mates recently wife found a load of sim cards in the boot of his car, turns our he's been shagging 6 other women behind her back at the same time.

Not for the first time on this forum, we feel let down by 5 pledges.

It’s a big thumbs up from Andrew

On a relatively major media outlet as a football expert is incredible really. My favourite one of his was when he said we have no interest in Charlie Austin, less than 24 hours later he signed, when i reminded him of this a few months later he blocks me.

An Italian team in all 3 cup finals plus 5 of the 12 semi finalists were Italian clubs. Is Serie A back? Used to be the best league in the early 90s

Can’t be arsed to watch it? Any inside info on setting traps, turnovers, red zones and false 9s?

We would be Peterborough if we were in this game

The 3-1 home win v Fulham 3rd last game of the season to secure 15th, wow what a memory

Fans and players are well up for it, we’d have just accepted the loss if we were 4-0 down and our fans moaning about no chance of winning

Oh for the days when the league cup was beneath us. People wanted champions league or nothing, they got nothing.

Have they ever confirmed their gender or sexuality? Rasmus said they wanted a young progressive manager, they never said anything about that being on the pitch

Russell Martin is a vegan FFS.

reckon he'd try and resign Sam Gallagher? No joke, he'd suit us right now.

Andrew prefers someone with experience

4-0 city on a completely different level.

We could be the team that deny Man City the quadruple

Yeah some lower premier league clubs will give them tens of millions for their youngsters who have never played a game

Me too. The quality of football is different level. Them and the Arsenal team of 2000-2003 are probably the two non saints English teams I’ve enjoyed watching the most