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Turkish

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  1. Obviously not comfortable in his ability. The tie acts like a shield from his insecurities.
  2. No on wears ties anymore FFS. Summer a polo shirt winter a collared knit or long sleeve polo. One must maintain our standards
  3. “Piss your pants” ”daily mail lot” do it’s not rocket science and thick cunts and we’ve got house
  4. So about 0.000001% of the population have transitioned yet the ramming down our throats of trans rights for these people who are poorly is endless. I know we’ve got to be nice to them until they find a cure for it but seriously.
  5. That gig Sounds like a barrel of laughs
  6. Probably only changes their sheets every 6 months as well
  7. Time management is my strength old chap.
  8. Jesus you’ll be telling us you only brush your teeth once a week now as it’s a waste of water and don’t speak to people face to face much. It really isn’t excessive, need to be clean and fresh. I work from home too and I’ll have a shower every morning as does the missus, plus i don’t sit around the house in tracksuit bottoms looking like a slob, one must maintain some standards. If I go to the gym during the day or evening I’ll have a shower after that too. Plus a bath a couple of times a week but that more to relax and listen to a podcast or some tunes. Maybe that’s why I still look the bollocks despite being nearer 50 than 40 these days. I’ve heard stories before about blokes who think their missus doesn’t mind them being unclean and scruffy, these complacent slobs are then surprised when she leaves them telling all her friend he had just given up and wasn’t taking care of himself anymore and she couldn’t stand being near him.
  9. Really sad, no age at all. Met him once, smashing fella.
  10. Yes it was a small error on my part. £14 a month. You only shower 3-4 times a week? That’s fucking gross. I shower a least once a day, twice sometimes.
  11. Two cups we won’t win anyway. Might as well get it out of the way.
  12. Fucking brilliant video. Average gym membership £40, average cost of a shower a day £14. What sort of twat "investigated" this nonsense?
  13. Lighthouse will be gutted that we've agreed to spend an extra couple of million on him.
  14. that's the sad thing about it. My wife worked at the club last time we went down, lots of good people lost their jobs. She had no interest in football until she got a job at Saints but she was more upset than me and any of my family were, all life long saints fans were when we went down. It was more than a job to a lot of them, they loved working there and were in bits when they were made redundant. It's sad that a £25k-£35k back office worker has to carry the can for mistakes made by millionaire owners, executives, managers and players. Getting rid of just one of the useless pricks that got us into this mess would save the jobs of the dozens who dont deserve it.
  15. you know they will be. they're probably in in the office now congratulating themselves on how great it was. Remember last time went down and Lowe said we still had much to be proud of, first class catering and a radio station that was the envy of the league, cross those out and replace them with ground breaking light show for Semmens relegation rally call.
  16. Did our fans burst into a rendition of “never before seen light show you’ll never sing that” aimed in the direction of the away fans?
  17. We should consider the shitshow out club is as conclusive proof trying to play football manager is real life doesn’t work
  18. it'd be impossible to do worse, surely?
  19. BTW did anyone else know Jones was from a Welsh mining town?
  20. Turkish

    Lyanco

    We were in for Joe Worrall but he would have cost a few quid more. He had one of the easiest games of his career last night.
  21. We need a manager with a bit of charisma and kudos. An experienced guy who these young lads could look up too. Unfortunately we will never employ someone like Benetiz because he'll want a say in transfers and that's all done by our spreadsheets jockeys.
  22. I completely agree, he's terrible and not blameless. tactically and selection wise it's awful. Why did we hire a long ball manager? Genuinely i wouldn't be shocked if they had never seen any of his matches at Luton and picked him based on the data.
  23. Jones is clearly terrible but WTF were the people who hired him thinking and looking at? Did they just look at the data and spreadsheets without watching any of Lutons games? I feel sorry for him too, he's clearly not up to it but why wouldn't you take a premier league job. Unfortunately Jones is feeling the effects of a succession of cock ups going back 5 years. Selling best players, underinvestment in the team, poor leadership, poor recruitment, a board of silver tounged suited clowns who go on about the womens team and not caring where we finishing, then when we did finally have some cash to invest in the team we let some joker spunk it all on a load of kids and then fuck off within six months. It really has been a comedy of errors, but as manager Jones will carry the brunt of the fans anger which should more towards the directors box.
  24. not to mention losing to Everton would be 7 successive defeats which would be a new PB for Saints
  25. I think De Boer is the current worst Played 5 W1 L4 F3 A8 So we could be adding worst manager to the heaviest defeat awards we have.
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