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he even looked out of his depth against Wigan in the FA Cup game, the fact that we had to pay him to leave shows how good he was.

Hello, this is les Reed here, I am trying to transfer you €20m for the sale of Guido Carillo to Southampton, all i need are your bank details...... Yes i can see why they thought it was a wind up.

Les claiming how it was such a difficult deal to do, i bet Monaco still haven't stopped laughing about the fee they got for him. Then we had the statos on here trying to make out he had a great goals per games ratio

Difficult one, does a player prove he's shit over a period of time, ie Jermaine Wright, or do we include players that were so shit they only played once or twice? I remember Euell being bloody awful and being given an ironic standing ovation when he was finally taken off in a home game. Who else was at swindon away first season in league one, lost 0-1 and the entire away end was singing make a sub and doing that hand gesture managers do when they're making a substitution?

The Forest Green keeper is better than we've got at the moment.

Kevin Miller LLoyd James, Scott Marshall, olly Lancashire, Lee Todd Imats Bledilis, Jason Euell, Jermaine Wright, Stuart Ripley Mayuka Jonno Quick

Some women have cocks too, i apologies for my sexism. I would request that the owners of this forum also apologies for any offence caused.

Ask any bloke how long their cock is, answer is always in inches.

Bloody hell that makes depressing reading. What do you reckon about £150m of "talent" there in transfer fees. Carillo and Osvaldo got to be two of the worst signings ever.

Free isn't he? Doubt he'd be able to get big wages either. He's a good solid player for sure, one we could do with. It seems strange that when he joined Man U he was hailed as being one of the best young players around. Definitely has that bit of experience and grit we are missing, injury record is questionable though, alough i think he's been fit for a while just cant get in their team.

he was so shit. Didn't we also have Simon Charlton who was also a far better left back than him. Then Paul Jones who whilst wasn't a bad keeper for us we had not long before signed Maik Taylor who was better.

Yeah, back in the days of clubcall they actually announced we'd signed Armstrong only for him to be unviled at Middlesborough the next day

and a saints goalkeeper beaten at their near post again.

You know what they say, buy cheap you by twice. Or in our case you keep on buying until you get lucky

A young championship level striker who doesn’t score many goals, course we’re in for him

He’s like a saints transfer at the end of Les reeds era so useless and overpaid we can’t even give him away

FFS. Meet the new owners same as the old owners. Thought we were meant to be able to move quicker in the transfer market these days. No holds barred. Some sort of sick joke 🤦

Have we signed anyone yet?

Mary Nightingale doing the tea time news 😍

It's disgusting though isn't it and only right the BBC apologise for something someone said that no one knew anything about 60+ years ago.

To be fair i'd prefer Nick Pope over all the keepers with been linked with and plenty we havent. When your obession is resale value though rather than fixing a major issue in our squad for 4-5 years we're very unlikely to get him

How much have you seen of both keepers this season Dirk?

I do, it's hilarious, funny, orginal and very apt for Baled out (see what i did there, LMFAO) it never gets old even after 200+ times of hearing it.

Expect not a single person would have cared or even noticed until they decided they needed to apologise.

He’s the darling of the Liverpool biased media because he’s a young scouse lad playing for them so they’re desperate to talk him up. I don’t rate him that highly either, he always gets found out against the top teams. I’ve just been away with a Liverpool fan who was going on about how great he was and he knows as he watches him every week (on the telly of course) didn’t like it when I pointed out how he looks brilliant against poor teams when Liverpool steam roller them but exposed when he’s got to defend.