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We need to get the South Coast Football Expert on the case to take them to task.

If this doesn’t prove clubs have been taking the piss nothing will

Wouldn't get in our squad.

He was, he just seemed to have perfected how to get the ball exactly one yard over the angle of crossbar and post, they all ended up there. He seems to have fixed this issue now.

I guess the Everton board weren’t impressed with one Win in thirteen and sixteenth place

It was quicker than that, I’m sure When they’ve done this sort of stuff before is shows a average strikes a ball at about 70-80 odd MPH. Although amusingly I found this whilst having a look, David Hirst 114mph, the only thing he could do quicker was neck a pint https://www.theguardian.com/football/2007/feb/14/theknowledge.sport

So they do, massive week for them then. A couple of wins and they pull away from the bottom 3.

Tuesday night Burnley v Watford. A win for Watford creates a gap between them and the bottom 3 a win for Burnley lifts them off bottom and puts Watford back into trouble. Big game.

Not that appalling. They beat us and we’ve got a better squad than Villa, is they’ve just beat the genius champions league winner Benitez and the incredible job he’s doing.

Considering one of redmonds goals and assists came against Newport in an 8-0 win in the league cup and the other goal came against championship Swansea whilst Buendias only cup appearances have been against Man United and Chelsea that gives a slightly inflated view of Redmonds stats v Buedina. Yet again proving stats only tell part of the story. premier league only and it doesn’t favour him so well redmond G0 A4 1295 mins Buedina G1 A3 1150 mins

Checks the spreadsheet every few days pal

Caleb Watts has a higher ceiling

Ings goes off Villa immediately look miles better and score twice in 10 minutes 🤣

I’ve been a season ticket holder since 1973, id like to ask dragon what he’s going to do about paper tickets me and Denise can’t use computers so why do we have to pay to have tickets printed in ain’t our fault and my other point is can we get multi packs of chocolate bars to stop us having to go down stairs at half time? It’s really frustrating

Interesting that when we were doing well at the start of last season when we were scoring goals from errors it was because we were a brilliant pressing team forcing teams into errors, when it’s someone else they’re just having a lucky season and can’t keep relying on other team to gift them goals. They’ll drop down to “like” (I didn’t realise this was an episode of friends) well down the table like

Don’t know why I’m impressed with the job he’s doing

You’re kidding? What a farce.

The source for this is very very dubious but…. Has anyone ever seen Ralph so open about transfer news before? Wonder if something is going on…

A bloke of your age following around a much younger man on an Internet forum. 🤔 Has she left you verbal?

No one said a £5m deal was. They were talking about a buy back clause that we have for the Liveamento deal and this could be a good way to get a deal struck for Broja. Once again you’ve waded into a discussion without understanding it and made yourself like a silly billy.

Err, no I’m not. If Chelsea want to sell the player with 4 years left with a buy back or first refusal deal then they are in a much stronger negotiating position to insert that clause than with a player with only one year left. It’s you who appears to be saying otherwise as it was you who started going on about contract length left.

If a club want to sell two players one has 4 years left on their contract the other has 1 year, for which one are the selling club in a stronger position to negotiate the terms they want?

That’s more like it.

Yep, managed to get a team to play 24 hours ago, now haven’t got enough players, absolute farce