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How can you present it as a peace Offering when it’s smashed to bits? I’d rather present a freshly amputated, flaccid penis with “I’m sorry for being a man” engraved into the foreskin to present to the woke gangs protesting for a 6pm curfew. I hope they will accept my apology, I was born this was and forever ashamed

Shouldn’t we all just cut our cocks off and march towards Downing Street screaming please forgive us.

True, good player but not in the eyes of people who know nothing about football

I seem to remember Paul Rideout getting a fair bit of grief despite being a good player

No surprise here your other logins haven’t either

Past and present Redmond Eric Black Guly

Great, we’re still suffering from his legacy.

Maybe the suggestion of Ings striker leader role was not so far fetched?

This is a real statement of intent!

Tell me about it, i live in Yorkshire. Them and scousers, desperate to tell everyone where they are from first chance they get.

I expect at the top of most players lists when they are deciding whether to move away or not would be how popular they will be in Southampton.

The Gamechangers documentary on Netflix they all have moist fannies over was one of the biggest loads of bullshit I’ve ever seen. Had to watch it twice to check it wasn’t a comedy.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kfc-customer-feels-discriminated-against-23666784 fuck me. How is this freak given time of day in the media?

I don’t think anyone is angry. It’s more people seem to be thinking it was a great performance and result when the reality is we lost 5-2 with at least 3 of those goals being down to defensive errors. Also at one point around the 5th it looked like it was going to get very ugly. City scored 5 and to be blunt didn’t have to work very hard for any of them.

we will see what happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object......

Was it the Arsenal cup game KWP went off injured? That was when things started to really go downhill.

Opinions vary, one mans tosser is another mans top lad. Unsure why a simple question about looking forward to when the golf clubs open has provoked such a abusive response.

He's pretended to live in Kenya and Glasgow, now New Zealand. he's also a scratch golf apparently. Posting at 3am this morning though is quite a commitment to the cause.

Just a common term of endearment where i live pal. I thought you were a golfer, am i mistaken?

Obviously

You looking forward to the golf clubs opening in a couple of weeks time pal?

24 of those since the start of February which is even more worrying

3rd goal seconds from the end of the half, 4 players round mahrez, not one got a tackle in. Just let him walk though them. Killed the game, what little chance we had, gone.

I agree, my pal and I on WhatsApp were saying it could get embarrassing again at 5. City looked like they were going to score with every attack. Thankfully at the end they were happy to give Aguero some game time and let us knock it about a bit. Going forward was alright but Defensively awful, 3 goals from mistakes, got away with one of the clearest pens you’ll ever see again down to to a mistake. City are great but didn’t we make it easy for them.

or maybe not https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/jamaica-plot-move-to-call-up-ten-english-stars/ar-BB1ecJLS